10/22/2005
My Heroes Have Always Been Camelboys (with apologies to Willy)
My friend Seth inspired me to this, so blame him.
The only music I could find for you to listen to while reading this, (if you so wish to do that) was here and it is a bit faster than the normal version. Open the link in a new window and sing along.
And please feel free to offer up better lyrics than I pumped out in the last ten minutes. I changed a few words to go better with the faster version. And the end of the tune is cut off at the end.
Ladies and Gents, lads and lassies, I give you;
My Heroes Have Always Been Camelboys
I grew up a dreamin’ o’ bein’ a camelboy
And lovin’ the goatfu**in ways
Pursuin’ the life o’ my implodin’ heroes
I burned up my childhood days
I learned all the rules of a suicide bomber
Don’t ya press down the button too soon
Just take a short bus ride, or go to a disco
Go out with a scream and a boomMy heroes have always been camelboys
And they will be till I die
Sadly adhering to eighth century ideals
And a bunch of ragged old liesCamelboys are spreadin their own brand of misery
By wiping their ass with their hands
Some will die from a bomb in a safe house in Baghdad
To be dropped in a hole in the sand
Pickin at sand fleas while down on their damned knees
And cryin to Allah each day
Dirty pajamas an’ diapers on their heads
With their leaders a-hidin’ in cavesMy heroes have always been camelboys
And they will be till I die
Sadly adhering to eighth century ideals
And a bunch of ragged old liesSadly adhering to eighth century ideals
And a bunch of ragged old lies
XPOSTED@Kender’s, The Wide Awakes and The MadTech’s
October 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
If you have read this parody song and it mad you angry or your “feel offended”, take it somewhere else. You are reading a site that doesn’t ahve a shred of PCitis…..get over it.
October 22nd, 2005 at 11:31 pm
You know, this song has me thinking of a particular part of the world. A culture stuck in a bygone century…poor personal hygeine…sex with domesticated animals…religious fanaticism coupled with violence…ooh, ooh, I’ve got it! It’s Texas! (OK, to be fair, it’s all of the Southeastern U.S. from Texas to Georgia inclusive, plus most of the Ohio River Valley and much of rural California.)
October 22nd, 2005 at 11:37 pm
“You are reading a site that doesn’t ahve a shred of PCitis”
Most excellent! So, I can point out that Christian Americans are going to burn forever in Hell for believing in false gods and prophets, and that Mother Theresa enjoyed being eaten out by Dachshunds? Can I even say the word C***? Woo-hoo!!! Thank you for providing a forum for truly free expression! I love Internets!
October 23rd, 2005 at 12:54 am
You, sir, are banned for using disgusting words at this website. Learn some manners.
I thought it was Ramadan. Aren’t you supposed to be a good boy? This is your holy time when you celebrate all of your murdering prophet’s victories in battle! Let’s see….Battle of Badr,(2) the conquest of Mecca,(3) [the conquest] of Shaqhab,(4) and other Islamic victories.
False idols? That’s a laugh. At least Christ was a good example.
We don’t worship any pedophile (he had a 6 year old wife, the relationship was consummated when she was 9 and still playing with dolls), rapist or murderer who lied and murdered his way to conquest and bargained with “allah”. Since when does a prophet bargain with God? Rape, in our culture, is wrong, yet Mohammed murdered the husbands of women and then declared them and their property for himself as the spoils of war.
He doesn’t seem any better to me than Che Guevara–a lying, murdering scumbag who killed people to steal their property and rape their wives and daughters.
October 23rd, 2005 at 1:13 am
According to Muslim law, believers who reject or insult Islam have no rights. Apostasy is punishable by death. In Iran, Saudi Arabia and Sudan, death is the penalty for those who convert from Islam to Christianity. In Pakistan, the blasphemy law prescribes death for anyone who, even accidentally, defiles the name of Mohammed. In a religion which, unlike Christianity, has no idea of a God who himself suffers humiliation, all insult must be avenged if the honour of God is to be upheld.
Under Islam, Christians and Jews, born into their religion, have slightly more rights than apostates. They are dhimmis, second-class citizens who must pay the jiyza, a sort of poll tax, because of their beliefs. Their life is hard. In Saudi, they cannot worship in public at all, or be ministered to by clergy even in private. In Egypt, no Christian university is permitted. In Iran, Christians cannot say their liturgy in the national language. In almost all Muslim countries, they are there on sufferance and, increasingly, because of radical Islamism, not even on that.
Luckily, I don’t live in your world and I don’t hold your belief system…but does that mean I deserve to die because I don’t think as you do or hold the beliefs that you do? I don’t advocate your death…unless you’re a member of Hamas, Hezbollah or a terrorist wahhabi who’s trying to reconstitute the caliphate and advocates the killings of Christians and Jews because they are not muslims.
October 23rd, 2005 at 2:32 am
http://caosblog.com/2037
Why do you mention “Sir” Edward Artis as being “deceptive” at the end of this article with no allegations as to why you would say that? Just wondering, maybe you could do a writeup?
October 23rd, 2005 at 8:00 am
Sir Edward, (a laughable moniker), is a “Knight” of the Sacred Realm of the All Powerful All Seeing Courageous Knights of Malta. All of his phony claims can fill up a file drawer.
Ed Artis is a liar, fraud and felon- it is a felony under the U.S.C Section 18 of the United States Code, to wear the medals “Sir” Edward has worn.
Fakes like this make the real heroes who wear real medals that they EARNED look really bad.
The media relies on this guy’s lies, much like the lies of Joe Cafasso.
Although Joe Cafasso was exposed in a few places as a fraud, “Sir Edward” has not…except for Idema’s website. I just have this strange feeling about Idema, in spite of how the media has smeared him, that’s why I’m investigating claims about the “millions” “Sir Edward” claims to have given in aid to impoverished countries versus the IRS forms for his Knightsbridge International. There are claims that he bought his PHD with money people thought they were donating to give aid to poor people in other countries.
I’m in the midst of getting my hands on some really interesting verification of all those medals, Green Beret and all the rest. For right now, though, as far as I’m concerned, he fits in the same category as the fake Colonel Cafasso.
October 23rd, 2005 at 9:26 am
Not a song I would have written, but if one’s truely concerned about *** bashing I direct you to ****** against Terror which does a great job of following the plight of homosexuals in the Islamic world. Chceck ***-palestinians-suffer-under.html" >http://queersagainstterror.blogspot.com/2005/09/***-palestinians-suffer-under.html
October 23rd, 2005 at 1:50 pm
So in other words you are just copying and pasting your allegations from Jack Idema’s website.
October 24th, 2005 at 6:10 am
Well that’s interesting, but–that’s not exactly the whole story. You see, I’m in touch with certain people who would like to see the truth be told…although I have permission to use any images and any narrative from Idema’s website that I see fit.
More to come on “Sir Edward Artis”, and I will most certainly devote a post to the facts and news that has been unfolding and untouched by the media over the past couple of months.
It’s really unfortunate that the media doesn’t investigate their sources and are willing to use guys like Cafasso or Artis without checking into who they are. Whether by intent or by accident, the effect is still the same. After all, it’s relatively easy to do a background check….or check into VeriSeal for supposed Navy Seal military records. Seals and other military personnel active and retired don’t appreciate posers.
October 24th, 2005 at 11:49 am
Robert, first off, stop being a coward and leave a link to your site, (if you have one).
Second, you CAN take this discussion back to the original thread, as your comment will still be logged and you will get a response, and finally, Cao? I think this “robert” may be the guy you wrote about or one of his friends…..he certainly has a serious interest in defending that dipwad.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:07 pm
I’m fully aware, Kender. Some guys are posers some guys are posers buddies. Some guys are paid by our tax dollars to eat 6 dozen donuts a day. But what’s interesting to me is this Artis guy shows up in quite a few of the pieces that are circulating as though he’s a credible source.
Fact is, the more I’m turning up on Artis, the more I’m surprised that nobody’s talkin’ about it. Do a search on the guy. Nothing but glowing reports about the “millions” he’s raised for humanitarian causes for third world people. Get out the violin! The IRS tax information for nonprofits says something way different, though, and–I was on the floor laughing, when I made the comparison, just like it suggests at Idema’s website. Funny thing is…the stuff that’s coming out is proving that Idema’s been telling the truth.
All the flogging simians in the world aren’t gonna change that.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
And, I’m turning up the heat even more on this “Artis” guy — by this afternoon, I’ll have absolute proof whether he was a Navy SEAL or not.
As for the sleazebag Robert — I agree; show us your website and/or Blog — otherwise, shut the hell up and move along.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Sarge, you kick seven kinds of ***….
October 24th, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Yes, he does and he has
Thanks, SSGT, I’ve got some stuff cookin’ in some other pots on this one.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
Thanks Kender and Cao — actually; it’s closer to 127 different kinds of ***-kicking, but who’s counting?
I absolutely despise Military “Wanna-Be’s” and will expose the lying Frauds every chance I get!
October 24th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
I’ll give you the credit, Yatahey, this one is getting a post….maybe more, depending on how fast I get the rest of the info.
October 24th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Nah - I don’t need, nor will I take the credit; just happy I’m able to assist by providing you and others, the correct info on any military wanna-be on this and many more Blogs!