Unbelievable! Now after lots of speculation and jokes as to why Tom Cruise and the mother of his child Katie Holmes haven’t shown Suri Cruise since she was born 139 days ago and no one has seen her….

Annie Leibovitz exclusively for Vanity Fair, www.vanityfair.com

Just imagine. A designer baby whose first debut comes out in the form of pictures done by Annie Leibovitz.

Finally they’ve done a photoshoot
Screengrab courtesy the Age’s Michelle Johnson

for the world in Vanity Fair Magazine, Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame’s favorite mag for covert operatives. The beautiful tyke is featured in a spread in Vanity Fair Magazine. There were a lot of jokes about their carrying a doll in certain photographs, and ‘where is suri?” and “have you ever seen a couple who didn’t show off their baby once it was born” and that sort of thing, fueling rumors that something was wrong with the baby, or even more interestingly, after Tom Cruise’s recent apology to Brook Shields that perhaps Katie Holmes had her own experience with post partem depression, and that could have played a part. Regardless, the little dear is precious.

Meanwhile…a bronze sculpture of Suri’s first poop went on display…and if you think I’m kidding, read this, this and this.

The Capla Gallery insist the sculpture - which was also reportedly based on the popular children’s book ‘Everybody Poops’ - has great depth and is actually a social comment on the culture of celebrity.

Actually I think it’s a commentary as to the value of modern art in general. This thing actually exists and will be sold for auction on eBay.