12/28/2006
Teherani Johnie
This has been published elsewhere, but Russ sent it to me today, and it just seemed to ‘fit’.
Teherani Johnni
The gift that keeps on giving,
That’s what John Kerry is;
As long as that fool’s living,
He’ll keep us blogs in biz.
Big John’s too dumb to ever get
His big foot from his mouth;
So at ease, relax, you Swiftvets,
His campaign’s headed south.
He began his long tradition,
While still wearing Navy blue,
Of practicing sedition,
Against vets like me, like you.
As a second john in Paris,
He courted Madame Binh,
Who hooked her nail in his naris,
And sent her songbird home to sing.
And now he’s right back to it,
Lurching into media light;
Again he says he’ll do it,
So damn sure he is right.
He’ll go see Imawhackjob,
To plan how we’ll surrender,
Another stab us in the back job,
The only plan Big John can render.
They’ll fete him sure in Teheran,
Perhaps with parades and floats,
A happy, winning, waving John,
So far from those Swift boats.
His treason will put a big smile
On the face of many a Teherani,
So proud of Imawhackjob’s guile,
In creating Teherani Johnni.
Russ Vaughn
2d Bn, 327th Parachute Infantry Regiment
101st Airborne Division
Vietnam 65-66
Thanks to Old War Dogs
December 28th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
ROTFLMAO, Cao — ya beat me to it as usual, as I was just told about this and I think it’s absolutely hilarious … guess the Democrappers are reeling, knowing their BOY isn’t popular whatsoever with the troops, knowing he’s an AMERICAN TRAITOR!
“Sen. Kerry found himself all alone while he was over here. He cancelled his press conference because no one came, he worked out alone in the gym w/o any soldiers even going up to say hi or ask for an autograph (I was one of those who was in the gym at the same time), and he found himself eating breakfast with only a couple of folks who are obviously not troops.
What is amazing is Bill O’Reilly came to visit with us and the troops at the CSH the same day and the line for autographs extended through the palace and people waited for two hours to shake his hand. You decide who is more respected and loved by us servicemen and women!”
WDAY & Michelle Malkin
December 28th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I originally posted it here. But no matter. After I received that special visit from the VVAW, I couldn’t resist posting it with the song by Orbison. bwahahahaha! And thanks to the Old WAR Dogs for all the emails, and Russ, a special thanks to you, too.