4/22/2007
Welcome to the vault of stupidity!
Welcome to the Vault of Stupidity
*sound of large metal door opening, followed by echoing footsteps in a large cavernous room*
”Hhmmmm…..now where is that bloody light switch?”
*click*
“Aah much better. There you guys are.”
Allow me to introduce myself for those of you that may be recent readers to this site.
My name is Kender.
I pop in occasionally to play and poke at trolls, but really I have been very busy these past months, ever since The Wide Awakes (Cao is the founder you know) was outted by a Brit Blogger as a CIA front site. Don’t let that bug you mikey, I am sure he was wrong.
Anyway what with putting out spin and tracking down the little rat I don’t have much time to hang out.
Oldtimers to this site will know what’s coming next, and probably a couple of them are giggling in anticipation. For those of you that don’t know me, I am an old friend of Cao’s, and a troll shredder of some repute. Most trolls don’t make it through the front gate here, getting caught in the traps out front, and usually we just drop them into the oblivion of the electronic moat, but occasionally a troll gets caught in a trap that is just so fascinatingly….well, stupid and wrong that we can’t help but to winch up the cage and poke it with sharp sticks and laugh at it.
Mike the Troll is one such creature. Mike the Troll tried to leave several comments on several threads, and Cao sent a runner to me (I was out troll hunting in the DUMoors, a cold and lonely place completely bereft of common sense, logic and wisdom) to ask me if I would be so kind as to wander by and poke at this one, as she is busy elsewhere.
So I agreed.
Tell ya what were gonna do here, and I’ll type real slow so Mike the Troll can keep up. I am going to take Mike the Trolls comments and blockquote them in italics. I will then place my comments in bold below it’s comments. I will place a link to the thread it tried to comment on at the top of each blockquote so you can go see just what got Mike the Troll to drooling and yelling and acting like such a…well, troll.
Now before I get into this I want to point out that Mike the Troll seems to be a “truther”, which, in case you are unfamiliar with that term, means that he is the latest incarnation of conspiracy theorist to come along. Kinda’ like the moon landing/JFK people, but with even less sense about them. But don’t take my word for it. People much smarter than I have recently laid down the law regarding these people and their sad pathetic little minds.
For a good primer on that you MUJST go read Bill Whittle’s latest essay called Seeing the Unseen Part 2 and while you are at it go read Dr Sanity’s slightly more clinical essay on this subject…..go on, I’ll wait.
OK…..did you get a good primer on the insanity of conspiracy theorists?
Good. Let’s drop this troll in the blender.
For starters it appears that Mike the Troll tried to leave a comment on Friday’s open trackback post
I don’t necessarily agree with Rosie O’Donnell but, isn’t our country based on ‘freedom of speech’? Maybe you missed the bus but you can find the constitution at any library. FYI - librarians are happy to help those who have never used a library before. It appears you might someone who is unfamiliar so, a library is a place of learning; they have books there.
Did the Halliburton (some call it ‘Patriot?’) Act get rid of our constitution? I thought this was meant to terrorize Americans and allow blue-collar felons to run away with your hard-earned money, no? I guess your right to free speech went back to live in Iran and Saudi Arabia, just like those 20 hijackers. Didn’t someone tell us those hijackers died???
If you criticize someone for speaking their mind, regardless of what they are saying, you are not a loyal American citizen. Whatever moron Bush says, that is what our country is all about.
OK, Mike the Troll, I am only going to say this once. There is a difference between Freedom of Speech and giving aid and comfort to the enemy in a time of war. There is also a difference between Freedom of Speech and spreading outright lies. If I were the President I would look into suing that fat, hypocritical bitch for slander.
BTW Mike the Troll, I am not surprised to see that you know so much about librarians. I bet you know all of your local librarians on a first name basis from all of the time you hav sat in there rereading “Catcher in the Rye.”
As for the Patriot Act, I defy, no I DARE YOU to show me ONE civil liberty of yours that has been taken away. Just ONE. Fair warning though. You won’t be able to do it.
As for someone criticizing someone else for speaking their mind not being a loyal American citizen, may I ask you what America you are living in? I swear I have seen few things in my life that baffle me like this statement baffles me. This country was founded on people speaking freely (but sensibly) and if you really believe that nobody can be a good citizen if they criticize someone else for speaking their mind then I guess these attempts at comments that try to criticize Cao for speaking her mind mean that you aren’t a loyal American citizen.
Wrap your little medicated brain around THAT ONE mikey boy.
OK, Mike went one and left the following steaming piles on this post here that deals with the Virginia Tech shootings
Gun control really makes no sense in this day and age. We now know Hinkley was a close associate of the Bush family at the time Reagan was shot. We now know the Bush family business included laundering money for Adolf Hitler. We now know President Bush has personally killed many American soldiers in Iraq, to avenge his daddy he said but, likely for the billions in tax-free kickbacks he received from Ken Lay (who has now dissappeared, ‘assumed’ dead), and his current empolyer Halliburton.
Who cares about Virginia Tech when our own president is a mass-murderer? Long live the right for Americans to kill whoever they want. If it’s ok for George, why not for everyone?
And this one:
And didn’t vice president Cheney shoot someone recently and get away with it?
Guiliani allegedly made a fortune by having trucks waiting at the World Trade Center the day before 9/11. Could he have done it without knowing the Bush family company installed a new ’security system’ in the WTC in the years prior? Are we still pretending the ‘collapse from jet fuel’, where each floor falling is perfectly timed to the fraction of a second, was unexpected?
When Bush kills your son or daughter next, I hope you think about your ideals and lack of moral values. Unless you are a billionaire, your kids will pay dearly for Bush’s Enron, Bush’s Iraq and Bush’s advance knowledge of the WTC scandal.
Wow…….someone needs their meds STAT!!!!! What? Did you run out of lithium or something mikey? First off as to the Hinkley-Bush connection claim? Really? And Charley Manson was Nixons golf buddy right? You know what mikey? If you are going to drop unfounded lies about someone, at least have the decency to link to some nutjobs website that writes pages and pages of incomprehensible screed for us to peruse. We get bored and need a laugh now and then. AS for the Bush’s granddad laundered money for the krauts it is an old and very discredited lie (can you even write ONE sentence that doesn’t have a lie in it?) and really it shows a lack of imagination on your part to even bring it up. You got nuthin punk!
So President Bush has “personally killed many American soldiers in Iraq?” OK wow……..(mikey, a side note here…seriously think about some shock treatment ok?), nolw if that isn’t a case for libel against mikey I don’t know what is. Mikey accused the President of going over to Iraq and killing American soldiers. How did he do this mikey? Did he use sniper tactics or did he just order them to stand against a wall while he executed them?
And Ken Lay, who apparently faked his own death paid off President Bush, who actually works for Halliburton?
Mikey I am laughing so hard, or I was….then I realized that you said killing was OK for every American. Is that a threat mikey? Are you threatening people now?
Why don’t you threaten Vice President Cheney? Or are you afraid he’ll shoot you too? Mikey, let me ask you a question. Do you understand the definition of the word “accident?” No I am not talking about the circumstances of your conception. This has nothing to do with that. Honestly I think it is great when two mentally retarded people fall in love in a home for tards and sneak off to the closet to fumble around in each others clothes, and your parents should be commended for copulating correctly considering that they must have had a combined IQ of 6.
Now about those Giuliani trucks in front of the WTC the day before 9-11……what of it? I often make money by simply parking my trucks in front of…..WAIT A FLIPPING SECOND…….No I Don’t…..how does one make money by parking trucks in front of buildings? Don’t knock the Bush “Security System” either. Why the Bushs’ make one of the finest…..WAIT A FLIPPING SECOND……..NO THEY DON’T!!! Dude….if you are off of your meds then please, PLEASE send me some of whatever it is you are smoking.
Mike the troll then left these turds on
this thread, which a mostly a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson with a bit of history tossed in, which just goes to prove that Mike the Troll is unhinged in a terrifying way:
“9/11 from Front Row Seats in NYC:
Never forget who did it:
George Bush
Larry Silverstein, NYU Board of Trustees, leased WTC July 2001
Rudy Guiliani, best-knownThe most-hated men in NYC are who did it. Al Qaeda is a lie for those stupid enough to buy it.”
And
“
Emerson would say Saddam Hussein is a hero compared to our current leaders here in the US. And he would be right.Any responsible American is calling for reparations for war crimes and the death penalty for the real criminals of our time:
George W. Bush
George Bush
**** Cheney
Larry Silverstein
Rudy Guiliani
Ken Lay, etc.If you don’t agree now, wait a couple years and let’s see who is right!”
Yes…finally someone has the balls to point out the truth, that the Trustees of NYU are guilty of…..guilty of what? Yeah….I don’t get that one either. That’s OK….I bet mikey really doesn’t get it.
I’ll tell you what mikey, we’ll wait a couple of years, and if you aren’t locked up by then (or taken away in the dead of night by the Bush Cabal, never to be seen again) revisit these issues and then we can see who is right and who is crazy. In the meantime please ignore the black vans parked down the street.
