7/30/2007
We here at Caos Blog Honored
We here at Caos Blog have been honored to receive an advance printing of meaty’s new Book, “I Drool, Therefore I’m Wet.”
Meaty, who blogs at thinkingmeat dot durr (that’s with two “r’s”) sent us a few copies so we could review it and by golly, as soon as we are in a four year old state of mind we will do just that.
Thanks Meaty.
Handsome devil aint he? Has a moustache just like his mom.
Interview with Meatbrain - deux
July 30th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
HEY!! SEND me a signed copy please…without the drool though. I do enough of that on my own and I don’t need MeatNerds help there.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
I really like how it is written in crayon. And the pop up diorama of his basement room to illustrate his point on the lack of sunshine he gets that causes him a vitamin D imbalance is impressive since it is apparently made from Hot Pocket Boxes and the tubes from toilet paper rolls.
Very impressive. A definite and solid “C” in any second grade diorama assignment.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
*snicker*
But, you know, that’s an AWFULLY good pic of the pustule. Its eyes aren’t bloodshot, its hair is neat, and … OMG! Photoshop scandal!!!!
Honestly, though, y’all are really giving it far too much importance and relevance. Which it doesn’t deserve, certainly…
– Kat
http://www.CatHouseChat.com
July 30th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
I like the Cracker Jacks box toys he refers too as real life weapons. MeatBalless is so smart.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I might never eat a hot pocket again but I definitely want an autographed copy of this book!
July 30th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
The tools of the trade…
July 30th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Mountain Dew and Hand Lotion.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahh jeez I just dumped the beeah AGAIN!!!!
July 30th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
well he said he’s using jergens…he likes it slippery…
oooh I forgot one. standby
You can’t forget the ultimate in culinary delights…that’s in the book…the importance of Hot Pockets.
I have a question. If it’s 6 pages long and it’s double-spaced, isn’t that more like a PAMPHLET instead of a BOOK? I think he’s overselling this thing.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I bet he uses the hot pockets flavor HAM AND CHEESE…oh wait no he’s meathead…so he must like the MeatBALL variety!!!!
July 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
He said he prefers the pizza one.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Oh, it’s got pop-up pages? Is there drool on them already so the pages stick together?
July 30th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
MeatBrain’s Bib, oops I meant clothing protector:
July 30th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
It’s his drool bib. Let’s be honest. Look. It even has his name on it.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
hmmm. eliminationist rhetoric — claims that opponents are traitors or criminals, or gross liabilities for our national security, and thus inherently fit for elimination or at least incarceration.
———
Isn’t that what the libs are saying when they say Cheney and Bush should be in jail? Isn’t that what they’re doing when they say they should be killed or dead?
C’mon, meaty, ….The Guardian even called for W’s assassination…
Kill Bush and leftist pro assassins
July 30th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
I am a
deeply unhinged deathmonger
according the he who uses Jergens Jerkoff Lotion
July 30th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
it’s slippery
he likes it that way
July 30th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
I have to go to bed, but I hate to miss out on all the fun…lol–have fun, kiddies.
Raven and Kender have the keys so they can release the comments that get caught in the queue.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
July 30th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
oooh that one is even better!
July 30th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
:twisted::twisted::twisted:
July 30th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
OGRE!!??? YES the pages have drool on ‘em. Call it the glue that holds it all together.
LOL :twisted::twisted::twisted:
July 30th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
I’m going to tell my Mommy you’all are picking on ME!!!
Stop it. Now. Cease and I mean it. I have legal powers that be. My attorneys work for the Jergens Lotion company and they will go after all of you for slander and bander.
And I better not see any copyrighted sections/portions of my Drool Book in these blog posts or I’ll get my MOMMY to go after you.
July 30th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
yeah fat chance on that meaty….we know mom is busy being the favor at a biker party.
July 30th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Kender STOP calling me a FAT CHANCE. Am I fat. And how did you know what my Mommy is doing????
You’re one of Bush’s henchmen aren’t you?
You use his spy games game to watch me & Momma. You and Cheney..I KNEW IT!! You’re all out to GET ME. And reveal to the world that I am a morOn. That I have BDS really BAD. Only Mountain Dew cures it, my Doctor told me. That’s why Mommy gives me so much of it.
Kender be kindler and gentler to me please. I am a sick MF.
July 30th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
I understand that Meaty wants to send a copy to each Democratic member of Congress. Unfortunately, as we all know that they have difficulty reading congressional bills, Meaty’s prose is likely to … well, wet themselves.
I can’t belive I wrote that
July 31st, 2007 at 4:43 am
too funny…his attorneys work for Jergens…lol
July 31st, 2007 at 10:43 am
The comments so far gave me a good laugh for the day!
His Attorney’s work for Jergen’s?
Guess they “slip” thru the system at a rapid pace — poor little Meat-Ball-less; I’m sure his Mommy comforts him by stroking his little weenie with Jergen’s to make him feel better.