12/29/2004
those sick Americans
As the Anti Idiotarian Rottweiler reports, we sick Americans are cannibalizing dead bodies of Iraqis by stealing their organs and teleporting them back to our secret evil experimental laboratories of doom.
Sir George shares with us this link of a translation of an article written in Belgium:
“Secret European military intelligence reports indicate the transformation of the American humanitarian mission in Iraq into a profitable trade in the American markets through the practice of American physicians extracting human organs from the dead and wounded, before they are put to death, for sale to medical centers in America. A secret team of American physicians follow the troops during their attacks on Iraqi armed men to ensure quick [medical] operations for extracting some organs and transferring them to private operations rooms before they are transferred to America for sale.”
I’m sure Count Dracula is in on this and Agent 007 channelled the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer. The organs must be used within 10 hours or they’ll self-destruct, so they’re utilizing secret teleporting techniques that were discovered at Roswell from alien space ships.
These teams offer $40 for every usable kidney and $25 for an eye.
That must be how the stingy Americans are raising money for the Great Satan’s Inauguration.
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December 29th, 2004 at 12:44 pm
At those rates it’s going to take a great deal of eyes and kidneys for the $40 million inauguration.
December 29th, 2004 at 1:01 pm
That’s about how much an American doctor would charge to flick a booger onto your windshield–those people are completely nuts. I think some guy was looking for something like $25,000 for his kidney on ebay before the authorities caught up with him and stopped it. They obviously have American doctors confused with the European socialist doctors who have been accused of secretly killing babies. click here
It’s that civilized thing they call EUTHANASIA click here where a good percentage of the parents don’t know their children are being murdered.
It took the Dutch almost 30 years for their medical practices to fall to the point that Dutch doctors are able to engage in the kind of euthanasia activities that got some German doctors hanged after Nuremberg. For those who object to this assertion by claiming that German doctors killed disabled babies during World War II without consent of parents, so too do many Dutch doctors: Approximately 21 percent of the infant euthanasia deaths occurred without request or consent of parents. Moreover, since when did parents attain the moral right to have their children killed?
Ah, but who cares about morality or remembers what it is, anyway? Makes me wonder what kind of psychiatric profile is necessary for a doctor in Europe–or a writer, for that matter.
December 29th, 2004 at 8:27 pm
God damn Europeans
December 29th, 2004 at 8:42 pm
Yeah I don’t have a very warm fuzzy feeling about them either…
December 30th, 2004 at 7:09 pm
December 30th, 2004 at 7:32 pm
bwahahaha! Yech. Ew it’s gross when you think about it.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:56 pm
I think the yanks are a great race as they entertained us Nazi war criminals and funded NASA through the Nazi rocket engineers work hence NASA being a natural evolution from NAZI.
Damn Yank fuckers, what do they know about anyone but Yanks!