3/28/2005
funny but weird
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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March 28th, 2005 at 7:57 am
I must be a pig then.
30 minute orgasms are nothing.
March 28th, 2005 at 11:20 am
You mean you keep your eyes on your watch? I have no concept of time when in the throes of …uh…doing laundry.
March 28th, 2005 at 11:52 am
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Lets take felos head and see if that is true….and I have laundry I need done too.
March 29th, 2005 at 1:53 am
“A pig’s ****** lasts 30 minutes.”
But then
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Must be veeeeryyyyy boooooring oooooorg…what was it?
March 29th, 2005 at 6:03 am
I wonder why a cat’s urine glows under a blacklight. How did they determine that dolphins have sex for pleasure?
March 29th, 2005 at 12:21 pm
Obviously my wife is not human, dolphin or pig.
March 29th, 2005 at 12:27 pm
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[quote:4ad686a932]If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produce…
March 29th, 2005 at 1:08 pm
How did they determine that dolphins have sex for pleasure?
Thank Jaques Cousteau for that one.
March 29th, 2005 at 1:36 pm
What is weirder is trying to figure out how they came up with these things. What kind of studying would it take to figure out a butterfly tastes with its feet? How long would it take for you to come up with that hypothesis and test it?
March 29th, 2005 at 6:20 pm
I need to shake cao’s hand (our secret)
March 29th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
hehehe you got it Dethanial.
March 29th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
Dolphins SMILE when they are having sex. I have seen them myself.:twisted::mrgreen:
March 29th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
You’re serious, Raven? I thought dolphins had a PERMANENT smile on their faces to start with, so how could you tell?
March 29th, 2005 at 8:01 pm
:twisted:They do…they do…But when they are having sex the smile turns into a great big GRIN.Like this—->
:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
March 29th, 2005 at 10:58 pm
Hmmm, I’m told that at times I’m a sexist pig, but no 30 minute orgasms for me. That’s just not fair.
I’m no lion either, but as I am wont to say, I may not be as good as I once was but I’m as good once as I ever was….
March 29th, 2005 at 11:02 pm
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March 30th, 2005 at 6:35 am
Finally… an answer
{laugh break}
okay.
i finally have my answer.
too many years ago to try to sit for an hour (or more) to come to an exact date..
i had caught first one praying mantis in a jar. and soon after that another.
i kept them in the same jar.
unti…
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