2/9/2005

there is a new race called the french

According to frenchie and her husband, there is a new race called the french. I’m not sure when that new race was introduced to the world, but this is a picture of what they look like. Take a note of it if you ever get a visit from them–if you’re against the french, you’re a racist. Just so ya know. I think the defining characteristic of this new race is a yellow stripe going up their backs and the ability to produce a white flag out of nowhere. (You can see the white flag poking out of his jacket pocket)

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12 Responses to “there is a new race called the french”

  1. cracker Says:

    I’m giving up everything French for Lent. I suggest we all do.

  2. Uncle Jack Says:

    Please change all future postings of Kerry so that his name reads appropriately, “Jean Francois Kerrie”

    Thank you.

  3. Richard Nixon Says:

    Typical, I bet he dropped his gun in Vietnam too.

  4. Paul Says:

    Ah the French! What can one say about them ? In my case nothing at all ! LOL

  5. manofages Says:

    You think the French are not tough? Apparently you do not remember how they defeated the dangerous Rainbow Warrior in that brilliant and brave battle.

  6. Felis Says:

    “how they defeated the dangerous Rainbow Warrior”

    “In July 1985, two French nationals — Alain Mafart and Dominique Prieur — were charged with manslaughter and sentenced to 10 years’ imprisonment for bombing the Greenpeace ship which had been protesting French nuclear tests in the South Pacific. The French Government initially denied responsibility, but later……”

    Yes, you guessed it!
    They surrendered

  7. Cao Says:

    An agreement between Wellington and Paris led to the two convicted agents being allowed to leave the country on condition they be imprisoned in France. Alain Mafart and Dominique Prieur — were charged with manslaughter and sentenced to 10 years’ imprisonment. But they were soon freed.

    So not only were they returned to France with the agreement that they’d be imprisoned, but the French government didn’t live up to their end of the bargain.

  8. Cathy Says:

    i haven’t been buying french products for over a year now.. there is a list on cnn.com of french owned and run communies.
    [ The Dook]

  9. Cao Says:

    Great list, Cathy. I got a list that was emailed to me–I know there are a lot of links at my Francesucks.com or you can click on the France Sucks icon on the lefthand sidebar.

  10. grrogg Says:

    “They were soon freed”.

    You’re saying the French pulled an Arafat with those guys? Heh. No surprise.

  11. kiwi Says:

    americans are such xeniphobic shitheads

  12. Cao Says:

    Eurowheenies are socialist scumbags*not all but most who come here with that kind of name-calling*–and in general, Judeophobes. Excuse me, your ideology is showing, lol! And so is your English challenge. Get a dictionary, dimwhit!

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