Feed Your ADHD is celebrating its first-year blogiversary this month.
Dr. Dave reveals a top secret phone call with ElRushbo, the “leader of the Republican Party”, here.
I was just about finished polishing the last of my 7,001 gold bars, doing what rich white racist community organizers do when shamelessly hording our money from the IRS to fund secretive political missions from K Street, when the phone rang.
“Dr. Dave, I presume?”
“Yep,” I said into the Bluetooth headset the Republican National Committee bought me last fall during the infamous “Barack Obama Is a Kenyan” rallies, aimlessly rubbing circles over the gleaming gold bar in my hand.
“This izzzz Elllll-Russsshhhbo.”
“Hey, there Mahatma. Been reported to the White House today?”
“Dr. Dave, I’m sure Rahmbo records streaming audio of my voice every day; there’s no need for anyone to report me.”
“Good point. What can I do for ya?” I set down the gold bar and picked up a swastika arm band. I had a feeling it was going to come in handy.
“Glad you asked, Dr. Dave. I have some marching orders for you.”
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