From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
- What Makes 100%?
- What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
- Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
- We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
- How about achieving 103%?
- What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND
look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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(kidding, but it would be FUN)
Oh you’re damned funny, girlfriend, that’s an IDEA! No, I didn’t figure it out myself…I can’t remember where I found it.
Well it is clever. Maybe I will visit some of lunatic lefty blogs and leave some encoded messages-in the comments sections. I’ll leave enough tips so they can figure out what I am saying…
It’s damned funny when you put it that way,
People will be going back to your website to see who the hell you are! 
Amen!
Meg, the music is very pretty over at your site. I just got a kick out of the math on this one,
…and it is ironic and funny because of it, 
Hey…if my math is correct then “beat the **** out of your competition” equates to 362%
Numbers I can live with:twisted:
huh?