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Freedom?

By Kender on 5/9/2008

You have your freedom says Uncle Sam
to do as you are told
From where to drive to where to park
and how you can grow old
We regulate the food you eat
how you can live and die
And go to school and congregate,
the waters and the sky
We have the best in mind for you
we know what’s best in life
The [...]

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Cao’s Away, Kender Will Play

By Kender on 1/18/2008

Wanna know who I think you should vote for?

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Put Up or Shut Up–The Plan to Destroy the Democratic Socialists

By Kender on 10/6/2007

I was going to call this post “Put Up Or Shut Up, The Master Plan to Utterly Destroy the Democratic Socialists and Rake Hillary and Her Ilk into the Dustbin of History” but that was simply too long of a title.
Like most men I do a little contemplating each and every day, usually while sitting [...]

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Monster.com and other Job Boards are stealing your personal identification

By Cao on 8/23/2007

With so many millions who are out-of-work and signing up on job boards, I believe it’s downright disgusting criminal behavior how these companies steal identities of those who are unemployed … below is just part of the story — the link will tell you more…
Cyber crooks are targeting a wave of new attacks at people [...]

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We here at Caos Blog Honored

We here at Caos Blog Honored

By Kender on 7/30/2007

We here at Caos Blog have been honored to receive an advance printing of meaty’s new Book, “I Drool, Therefore I’m Wet.”
Meaty, who blogs at thinkingmeat dot durr (that’s with two “r’s”) sent us a few copies so we could review it and by golly, as soon as we are in a four year old [...]

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Welcome to the vault of stupidity!

By Kender on 4/22/2007

Welcome to the Vault of Stupidity
*sound of large metal door opening, followed by echoing footsteps in a large cavernous room*
”Hhmmmm…..now where is that bloody light switch?”
*click*
“Aah much better. There you guys are.”
Allow me to introduce myself for those of you that may be recent readers to this site.
My name is Kender.
I pop [...]

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Message to Kathryn Cramer

By Kender on 3/11/2006

Since I’ve tried to comment at Cramer’s and it was tagged as spam, so apparently I am not allowed to comment over there…..so I will remember that fact when I run across her screed in our comments sections….
I don’t believe that what Cao wrote was a threat, but rather was pointing out that the politics [...]

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“Ragged Old Flag”

By Kender on 1/24/2006

I walked through a county courthouse square
On a park bench, an old man was sittin’ there.
I said, “Your old court house is kinda run down”,
He said, “Naw, it’ll do for our little town”.
I said, “Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit,
And that’s a ragged old flag you got hangin’ on it”.
He said, “Have [...]

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Billof Rights (ACLU Style)

By Kender on 12/11/2005

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, but we will sue like hell everytime we feel that Christianity is daring to show its’ ugly, exclusionary and morally indignant head. Further, we shall demand that tax payers cover our court costs.
AmendmentII
A well regulated militia, being [...]

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The Crew In My Head

By Kender on 11/15/2005

Reposted By Request
I have spoken of the crew in my head a few times, but rarely on this blog.
Today that changes, as I am going to introduce you to The Crew in My Head.
Before you start thinking that I have gone completely insane let me assure you, I have been there for many years. [...]

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The Devolution of France, or Pride Goeth Before the Fall

By Kender on 11/7/2005

The ongoing and apparently uncontrollable riots in France, which have claimed one life as of this writing, would appear to be hordes of disaffected youths unhappy with their lot in life in the “French Model” of civilization, and that would be partially correct.
For more in depth analysis one would have to understand the “French Model”, [...]

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One of My All Time Favorite Songs

By Kender on 11/4/2005

Click here and sing along
XPOSTED@Kenders’ and MadTech’s

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My Heroes Have Always Been Camelboys (with apologies to Willy)

By Kender on 10/22/2005

My friend Seth inspired me to this, so blame him.
The only music I could find for you to listen to while reading this, (if you so wish to do that) was here and it is a bit faster than the normal version. Open the link in a new window and sing along.
And please feel free [...]

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Well no wonder the Muslims think they are the only ones that are in with Go…I mean Allah

By Kender on 10/20/2005

From a report of a speech given in a synagogue by the director of a branch of CAIR in Florida comes this snippet;
“He told a story about how the prophet Mohammed was told by God to pray
50 times a day. Then Mohammed met Moses, who pointed out that Jews pray
only three times a day. After [...]

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“No good, I’ve known too many Spaniards”

By Kender on 10/19/2005

A big tip o’ me tam to jcrue for this one.
Back in August I pointed out that Italy was supporting terrorism. They proved then they are not a true ally of the U.S., joining such other faux allies as france and germany.
It should come as no surprise then that Spain has decided to join [...]

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