congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don’t care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud

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If you’re wondering why I’m poking fun at this guy, check this and this.

You Are 0% American

You’re as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie Otherwise known as un-American! You belong in Cairo or Paris… Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

Whatever. Funny results when you consider on political tests I’m VERY conservative. I guess it depends on the test questions.

Got this from Bill.

What better on Father’s Day than a few good belly laughs?

We have Lilly and Vince Brown to thank for this great collection of Howard Deanisms — they call them Deanschisms. The welcoming MP3 clip of Herr Dean the Master GOP Fundraiser is well worth the visit. There are several good quotes listed and also links to other image and audio resources.

Hat Tip: Van Helsing at Moonbattery

Cross-posted at The Wide Awakes

I came out with the same results from this test as Ogre. I am…

THE ENTERPRISER

Basic Description
As in previous studies conducted in 1987, 1994 and 1999, this extremely partisan Republican group’s politics are driven by a belief in the free enterprise system and social values that reflect a conservative agenda. Enterprisers are also the strongest backers of an assertive foreign policy, which includes nearly unanimous support for the war in Iraq and strong support for such anti-terrorism efforts as the Patriot Act.

Defining Values
Assertive on foreign policy and patriotic; anti-regulation and pro-business; very little support for government help to the poor; strong belief that individuals are responsible for their own well being. Conservative on social issues such as gay marriage, but not much more religious than the nation as a whole. Very satisfied with personal financial situation.

Hmmm. That’s interesting. Go see Gun Toting Liberal, My Vast Rightwing Conspiracy and Ogre for their results and then go take the test yourself! hehehe

William Teach over at Pirate’s Cove got this survey from the Right Thinking Girl. It’s her Weekend Survey #10, and after reading William’s answers, I thought I’d jump on and write a few of my own.

1. If you were a writer, what kinds of books would you write? I would team up with somebody and do a collaborative effort that would involve some research. Like a book on the communist background of the ACLU…or something like Dog Herding.

2. Do you expect to ever be famous in your lifetime? No, not for anything I’ve personally done. My family was famous in my hometown, we’re an old money family…if you can imagine living in the house your dad was born in, that had a library, a north and south Terrace with a breakfast room and a Dining room…that was the house I grew up in. I’ve learned that material things come and go, and you should try to maintain good relationships with your family and your friends, because those are what really matter. A car, a big house, flashy jewelry, fancy vacations, they’re not really important.

3. Say something liberal. Bushitler! Fascist! Stop spreading hate! Bush lied while men died! No WMD! No blood for oil! Oh. Do you mean I’m supposed to say something liberal and mean it? Impossible.

4. Say something conservative. Our elected officials should go back to being honorable people (like the founders) who followed a moral code, and we should flush the idea that lying liars are acceptable in government.

5. What did you dream about last night? I am on this simpler things in life kick so…I was riding a horse, believe it or not…and some guy was talking to me with an Alabama accent.

6. What have you read this week? Include everything: magazines, emails, blogs, books, etc. 100’s of work and personal emails, quite a bit of research material on the ACLU, went to Amazon and ordered some books, South Park Conservatives by Brian Anderson. Every blog on the TWA blogroll at least once. I can’t seem to slow down enough to read a book from cover to cover. Lots of news sites, and also, did some research on Google bias and bias in the media for Gregory Nashif at the Nashif Report. Travel itineraries for the people I work for, and lots of work related documents, including the new T&E policy that will be instituted pretty soon.

7. Tell me about your worst date ever. I was young, what can I say? I was dating a beautiful man..I think I was about 18. We went out–3 of us, which was really weird, to an Andy Warhol movie. We’d been drinking, and it was a really weird movie. It was appalling and after a point, I threw up. What’s worse is after I threw up, my date tried to put the moves on me. yech! I am not kidding. The name of the movie was Flesh for Frankestein. This film had everything…incest, gore, necrophelia, children exposed to deviant sex acts, children mimicking deviant sex acts…it’s no wonder I threw up.

8. Name three of your bad habits and three of your good habits. Smoking, losing track of time on the computer, not spending enough time cleaning. I am a very loyal friend, a good cook, and love to read–everything. But somebody else should take care of the dishes, lol…

9. Tell me something you’re very proud of. My sons and my marriage. I guess that boils down to: my family.

10. Give me a piece of wisdom that I should pass on to Parker Grace (who is now twelve weeks old). Pick your battles.

I don’t remember where I found this…I’ve been to so many blogs today I forgot.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

Which one is it? I can’t tell.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.

A fellow blogger sent this over to me and I ended up spending a couple of hours totally immersed in it. It is an amazing piece of work; and it clearly shows the Arab -Iraqi-Islamic mentality-culture as compared to Western culture. Plus what brought us up until now, and all the players involved! It shows the whole situation in the Middle East, and I believe it’s something you should pick up if you want a good picture of what is going on in the middle east, including the War in Iraq.

The Middle East War Process : The Truth Behind America’s Middle East Challenge: A Book of Answers

by Richard P. Robison

It’s very well-written, it’s so easy to breeze through because of the stories it tells. It’s really written in the storytelling manner of the Middle Eastern culture. I couldn’t believe I was done with it so quickly! It was a pretty quick read.

I also have to include this little blurb that my friend wrote to me about the author:

The author of the book has been shut out by ordinary publishing houses and the mainstream media because of his opinions: “they don’t want anyone to say the truth about Islam”. So it will be great if us bloggers give him a hand.

So I’m calling on all you bloggers out there sympathetic to the cause of freedom-you freedom fighters out there-all my friends who oppose Islamofascism-lend a hand and get this book into the hands of many people!!!

Very rarely do I suggest a book for anyone to read, but 3 things were interesting: the person who sent it to me is a friend of the author, the subject matter is a passion of mine and it’s a quick and easy read that leaves the reader with a lot more information! All winning attributes.

I am 46% Asshole/Bitch.

I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

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Oh darn. I was going for the gold. Raven tested much nicer than me, lol…must be the kind of work she does.

Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence

You’ve got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and “see” images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you’re also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.

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Ok let me have it, guys. This is disturbing and particularly if you know me, I would hate to EVER be called a democrat. But then I bet this test shows that if you’re white trash, you’re a republican. CRAP! This is one CRAPPY TEST.

I am 23% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

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Let me introduce you to the latest superheroes: Superhawk (Rightwing Nuthouse), Romeocat, Mark Levin Fan, Ambergnat and Gregory at the Nashif Report. Your superpowers are very much appreciated, and in fact, they’re in demand. Click on the pictures for their blogs (if you can’t see the links above).

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Cross-posting is a funny thing. At It Is What It Is, I tried very gently to respond to the moonbat who’s posting with me and Mark Levin Fan. Here, I’d like to respond to frenchy: I really have no sympathy for the people who live in the land of mouldy cheese. Being that bouillabaisse is smelly french fish stew, I consider the name of that blog appropos. And, the first part of it is BULL. So, considering how Chirac has so wholeheartedly supported our war efforts and the only thing the french like about Americans is Jerry Lewis, just goes to show me that the french a little biiiit off. And, my least favorite gigolo and fake sailor applied for a deferment from the military (which he was denied) so he could go to school in France–All of which, in total are reasons I’m not too fond of the french. Plus, frenchy has come over here admonishing me for my faith. Just as this guy did, here. Funny how people find it necessary to talk about how un-Christian people are. Frenchy claims she’s a Christian, but Christians in France have lost it. What I mean is-they have Hate Crime Laws there, so it’s illegal to talk scripture or the Bible in public.

I was going to write something about this but Superhawk beat me to it. You can see his piece here. It’s great-it’s called “How to stuff a wild moonbat“.

Basically, what I wanted to convey was the meaning of the word (as per Wikipedia):

Moonbat is a pejorative political slogan coined by Perry de Havilland of “The Libertarian Samizdata,” a pro-war weblog. The term enjoys great currency in the right wing blogosphere, where it is used to disparage liberals, peace protestors, and other ideological opponents. SEE ALSO: Feminazi, Idiotarian

Definitions
1. “Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.” (de Havilland )

2. “someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency” (Adriana Cronin)

3. “… human whose cerebral cortex has turned to silly putty causing him or her to mentally slide down the evolutionary ladder to the level of a winged rat who is influenced by the moon and wants to suck your blood. Also not-so-affectionately known as a “Democrat”.” (www.barking-moonbat.com F.A.Q)

4. Not liberals, but leftists. Whereas liberals are patriotic, leftists seek to undermine their national strength. Anti-war protestors, likely to call the US military “nazis,” apt to blame the 9-11 attacks on a US government and Zionist conspiracy, are moonbats. Liberals who oppose the war, are not.

5. A poster at the liberal/progressive website Democratic Underground.

Personally, I prefer it as a term for all libs. It’s a term I toss around generally and LIBERALLY….for democrats or anyone of the democratic persuasion, as it were.

Sean Gleason designed these two autorantic virtual moonbats. You can have the smaller one in your sidebar. All you do is press the ‘rant’ button and you get the canned stuff that the liberals use–and it’s delivered in the same mechanical way as the memorized nonsensical arguments that they wedge into whatever the discussion you’re having. Pure genius. I would use the larger one where you have a conversation with the thing, but it’s too large. The small one is perfect. I’m running out of room, though.

Cross Posted to It Is What It Is

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You’re a water Dragon! Congrats! Like ice dragons,
you are extremly powerful, but show it more
often. You are a leader, and like to speak your
opinion. AND, you are charming, swift, and
great at dancing, enjoy getting stuck in the
rain, playing with friends, and swimming
anywhere! Wat-ER you waiting for?

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You Are a Warrior Soul

You’re a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating. You don’t give up. You’re committed and brave. Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle. Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog. You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods. You also value honesty and fairness a great deal. You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding. You’re a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

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This one’s pretty accurate, too.

You’re The Intelligent Loner. You’re shy
at times but friendly, and you are never weak
and always independent. You are incredibly
intelligent (wise beyond your years) and have a
talent for many things (sports, music, art).
You have a kind and warm personality and enjoy
the simple things. Like hanging out with
friends and watching movies at home. But you’re
sometimes quiet nature makes you a bit of an
outcast and a mystery to people. No matter how
pretty you are or smart or athletic, you just
can’t seem to break into the crowd and be
noticed. Don’t worry, try to be more outgoing
and speak out when you have more to say. Don’t
hide behind your books and sports and computer,
get out there and get noticed. You also have
deep desires in life and feel vunerable and
alone at times. Don’t feel sad either, What
helps me to express feelings and dreams that I
can’t say to people, is through my writting.
Maybe you should try.

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