5/9/2008

Freedom?

Filed under: Demonrats , Kender @ 3:15 pm

You have your freedom says Uncle Sam
to do as you are told
From where to drive to where to park
and how you can grow old
We regulate the food you eat
how you can live and die
And go to school and congregate,
the waters and the sky
We have the best in mind for you
we know what’s best in life
The huddled masses have no clue
so let us end your strife
We’ll hand out things like free health care,
education and job training
We’ll even give out umber-ella’s
for days that it is raining
We know the things we legislate
aren’t in the constitution
But all our plans to keep you well
will soon come to fruition
When BHO is sitting in
the Not so White House Chair
He’ll mandate things that take away
those pesky little layers
Of freedom that you still possess
to do things as you please
And we will own your unwashed ass
from birth to death you see
We hate to do it that’s for sure
it’s lot of work for us
To ride in limo’s telling you
to just go ride the bus
But you must listen to our rules
our laws and edicts too
Our regulations and the drivel
that we always spew
We know what’s best so just shut up
and go with our big plan
To give you everything you need
from our abundant land
The taxes that you pay today
will feed you on the morrow
You’ll feel a great relief you see
and not one bit of sorrow
Freedom’s over rated now
so do us all a favor
Quit complaining that we steal
the fruits of all your labor
If we don’t take away the cash
you work so hard to get
How can we take care of all
the hordes of lazy shits
That vote for us and sit around
collecting welfare money
We think your stingy attitude
is not one damned bit funny
So vote for us at election time
we know just where it’s at
We are freedoms worst nightmare
we are the democrats

1/18/2008

Cao’s Away, Kender Will Play

Filed under: Kender , Wide Awakes Radio: WAR @ 6:15 pm

Wanna know who I think you should vote for?

10/6/2007

Put Up or Shut Up–The Plan to Destroy the Democratic Socialists

Filed under: Communist, Socialist & Nazi , Demonrats , General , Kender @ 12:34 am

I was going to call this post “Put Up Or Shut Up, The Master Plan to Utterly Destroy the Democratic Socialists and Rake Hillary and Her Ilk into the Dustbin of History” but that was simply too long of a title.

Like most men I do a little contemplating each and every day, usually while sitting in traffic or on the can. Men think best when they are either under pressure or sitting alone, and I have never known a man to get a good idea while a woman was around unless that idea involved said woman becoming nude at the earliest possible moment, but that is a post for another day.

So today sitting in traffic I came up with an idea so brilliant in its’ simplicity, so utterly daring, so astoundingly forward thinking that if we can pull it off we will be considered, in the history books under Ideas that Saved the Republic, second only to the Greatest Generation that saved the world from Jewless Fascism…..or maybe the third greatest if you count the lads that fought the civil war….nono…fourth greatest (can’t forget about the Revolution can we?) so we would, if we do this, be the fourth greatest generation of American Patriots ever.

Now before I get into this plan I must say it is going to take serious sacrifice. It is going to take ignoring principles and doing something you never thought you would be doing, but I am convinced that radical times take radical measures, and this plan, once it is unveiled in all its’ glory, will save the republic and destroy democratic socialism. When I outline step two you are gonna wanna quit reading, but you must soldier on to step three, for that is where the plan gets brilliant.

Ready?

OK.

Step One: Start hiding assets. Liquidate and hide all assets as soon as possible. The reason for this will become apparent in step three.

Step Two: Vote for Hillary. DON’T STOP READING.

Step Three: The day after Hillary’s inauguration get yourself fired, or if you have to just quit.

Step Four: The next day go apply for welfare and/or unemployment. The reason for hiding your assets is that the government only wants to take care of you once you can’t take care of yourself, so you are gonna have to at least appear poor.

The Democratic Socialists say they can take care of us from cradle to grave, so I say let’s call them on it. Let’s refuse to work and let them worry about where all that money is gonna come from to take care of us. The upshot is once us conservatives aren’t working we can spend all of our time protesting the government and demanding that they give us that free health care, housing and food that they seem to think are rights and not rewards for a life well lived.

Sure, the economy will crash, the government will fall into chaos and things will get really bad, but once this happens the platform of cradle to grave care that the Democratic Socialists tout will be shown as the dead end nation killing system that it is and we can vote in some real conservatives, get back to work and fix the country, thereby permanently ridding ourselves of the scourge of socialism that is set to ruin this once great republic.

Vote for Hillary. It may be our only chance.

X-Posted at Kenders, Ravens and Stop the ACLU

8/23/2007

Monster.com and other Job Boards are stealing your personal identification

With so many millions who are out-of-work and signing up on job boards, I believe it’s downright disgusting criminal behavior how these companies steal identities of those who are unemployed … below is just part of the story — the link will tell you more…

Cyber crooks are targeting a wave of new attacks at people searching for jobs online, security experts warn. Oddly enough, the criminals behind this scam appear to be just as interested in hiring you as they are in hijacking your PC.

Over the course of the past few weeks, virus writers have set their sights on users of job search giant Monster.com and at least one other jobs site with tainted online advertisements designed to install malicious software on the visitors’ machines, according to SecureWorks, an Atlanta-based security and research firm.

SecureWorks says that since May, more than 40,000 people have had their personal information stolen — including Social Security numbers, bank account data and job site credentials — thanks to a Trojan horse program that was planted in several advertisements running on the jobs sites. Some of these ads required a visitor to actually click on them before the Trojan could do its dirty work, while in other cases the Trojan appeared to swing into action as soon as the page hosting the ad was served, researchers found.

SecureWorks researcher Don Jackson said the Trojan was developed using a toolkit sold in black market forums under the name “icepack.” The toolkit is similar to the Mpack toolkit that surfaced earlier this year. It generates Trojans that probe for the absence of several software security updates holes that then permit the program to deliver its viral payload. Among the many weapons in its arsenal are exploits for recently patched security vulnerabilities in Apple’s QuickTime and Microsoft’s Windows Media Player. It also includes exploits for multiple Web browsers, including Internet Explorer, Firefox and Opera.

SecureWorks classifies the Trojan as a variant of the Prg Trojan, a fast-evolving piece of malware that appears to have been developed in tandem by different criminal groups. Secure Science Corp., the San Diego company that first spotted the Prg Trojan in late 2006, has a very detailed analysis (PDF) of the way it operates and some theories about its creators.

Anti-virus maker Symantec Corp. has been monitoring the attacks, which the company attributes to a Trojan its software recognizes as “Infostealer.Monstres.” According to Symantec, the malware steals sensitive data posted by victims to Monster.com and then relays that information to a Web site controlled by the attackers. The Trojan also directs a victim’s PC to blast out junk e-mail.

Symantec’s advisory doesn’t say what that spam looks like, but SecureWorks’s Jackson said the junk e-mails are typical work-at-home scams that include the Trojan as an attachment.

Part of the reason employment forums are being targeted may be that job search sites have truly massive numbers of visitors each day. But there appears to be another angle in play here: The scammers really are trying to recruit new employees.

Work-at-home scams propagated through e-mail are almost always recruitment schemes run by organized criminal groups. The groups typically troll job boards and forums looking for potential “mules,” people who agree — sometimes unknowingly — to launder stolen funds or reship commercial goods on behalf of fraudsters.

Would You Like A Job With That Virus ?

7/30/2007

We here at Caos Blog Honored

Filed under: General , Kender , moonbat hysteria @ 7:07 pm

We here at Caos Blog have been honored to receive an advance printing of meaty’s new Book, “I Drool, Therefore I’m Wet.”

Meaty, who blogs at thinkingmeat dot durr (that’s with two “r’s”) sent us a few copies so we could review it and by golly, as soon as we are in a four year old state of mind we will do just that.

Thanks Meaty.

Handsome devil aint he? Has a moustache just like his mom.

I Drool, Therefore I 'm Wet Cover


Interview with Meatbrain - deux

Interview with Meatbrain - un

4/22/2007

Welcome to the vault of stupidity!

Filed under: General , Kender , moonbat hysteria @ 5:15 am

Welcome to the Vault of Stupidity

*sound of large metal door opening, followed by echoing footsteps in a large cavernous room*

”Hhmmmm…..now where is that bloody light switch?”

*click*

“Aah much better. There you guys are.”

Allow me to introduce myself for those of you that may be recent readers to this site.

My name is Kender.

I pop in occasionally to play and poke at trolls, but really I have been very busy these past months, ever since The Wide Awakes (Cao is the founder you know) was outted by a Brit Blogger as a CIA front site. Don’t let that bug you mikey, I am sure he was wrong.

Anyway what with putting out spin and tracking down the little rat I don’t have much time to hang out.

Oldtimers to this site will know what’s coming next, and probably a couple of them are giggling in anticipation. For those of you that don’t know me, I am an old friend of Cao’s, and a troll shredder of some repute. Most trolls don’t make it through the front gate here, getting caught in the traps out front, and usually we just drop them into the oblivion of the electronic moat, but occasionally a troll gets caught in a trap that is just so fascinatingly….well, stupid and wrong that we can’t help but to winch up the cage and poke it with sharp sticks and laugh at it.

Mike the Troll is one such creature. Mike the Troll tried to leave several comments on several threads, and Cao sent a runner to me (I was out troll hunting in the DUMoors, a cold and lonely place completely bereft of common sense, logic and wisdom) to ask me if I would be so kind as to wander by and poke at this one, as she is busy elsewhere.

So I agreed.

Tell ya what were gonna do here, and I’ll type real slow so Mike the Troll can keep up. I am going to take Mike the Trolls comments and blockquote them in italics. I will then place my comments in bold below it’s comments. I will place a link to the thread it tried to comment on at the top of each blockquote so you can go see just what got Mike the Troll to drooling and yelling and acting like such a…well, troll.

Now before I get into this I want to point out that Mike the Troll seems to be a “truther”, which, in case you are unfamiliar with that term, means that he is the latest incarnation of conspiracy theorist to come along. Kinda’ like the moon landing/JFK people, but with even less sense about them. But don’t take my word for it. People much smarter than I have recently laid down the law regarding these people and their sad pathetic little minds.

For a good primer on that you MUJST go read Bill Whittle’s latest essay called Seeing the Unseen Part 2 and while you are at it go read Dr Sanity’s slightly more clinical essay on this subject…..go on, I’ll wait.

OK…..did you get a good primer on the insanity of conspiracy theorists?

Good. Let’s drop this troll in the blender.

For starters it appears that Mike the Troll tried to leave a comment on Friday’s open trackback post

I don’t necessarily agree with Rosie O’Donnell but, isn’t our country based on ‘freedom of speech’? Maybe you missed the bus but you can find the constitution at any library. FYI - librarians are happy to help those who have never used a library before. It appears you might someone who is unfamiliar so, a library is a place of learning; they have books there.

Did the Halliburton (some call it ‘Patriot?’) Act get rid of our constitution? I thought this was meant to terrorize Americans and allow blue-collar felons to run away with your hard-earned money, no? I guess your right to free speech went back to live in Iran and Saudi Arabia, just like those 20 hijackers. Didn’t someone tell us those hijackers died???

If you criticize someone for speaking their mind, regardless of what they are saying, you are not a loyal American citizen. Whatever moron Bush says, that is what our country is all about.

OK, Mike the Troll, I am only going to say this once. There is a difference between Freedom of Speech and giving aid and comfort to the enemy in a time of war. There is also a difference between Freedom of Speech and spreading outright lies. If I were the President I would look into suing that fat, hypocritical bitch for slander.

BTW Mike the Troll, I am not surprised to see that you know so much about librarians. I bet you know all of your local librarians on a first name basis from all of the time you hav sat in there rereading “Catcher in the Rye.”

As for the Patriot Act, I defy, no I DARE YOU to show me ONE civil liberty of yours that has been taken away. Just ONE. Fair warning though. You won’t be able to do it.

As for someone criticizing someone else for speaking their mind not being a loyal American citizen, may I ask you what America you are living in? I swear I have seen few things in my life that baffle me like this statement baffles me. This country was founded on people speaking freely (but sensibly) and if you really believe that nobody can be a good citizen if they criticize someone else for speaking their mind then I guess these attempts at comments that try to criticize Cao for speaking her mind mean that you aren’t a loyal American citizen.

Wrap your little medicated brain around THAT ONE mikey boy.
OK, Mike went one and left the following steaming piles on this post here that deals with the Virginia Tech shootings

Gun control really makes no sense in this day and age. We now know Hinkley was a close associate of the Bush family at the time Reagan was shot. We now know the Bush family business included laundering money for Adolf Hitler. We now know President Bush has personally killed many American soldiers in Iraq, to avenge his daddy he said but, likely for the billions in tax-free kickbacks he received from Ken Lay (who has now dissappeared, ‘assumed’ dead), and his current empolyer Halliburton.

Who cares about Virginia Tech when our own president is a mass-murderer? Long live the right for Americans to kill whoever they want. If it’s ok for George, why not for everyone?

And this one:

And didn’t vice president Cheney shoot someone recently and get away with it?

Guiliani allegedly made a fortune by having trucks waiting at the World Trade Center the day before 9/11. Could he have done it without knowing the Bush family company installed a new ’security system’ in the WTC in the years prior? Are we still pretending the ‘collapse from jet fuel’, where each floor falling is perfectly timed to the fraction of a second, was unexpected?

When Bush kills your son or daughter next, I hope you think about your ideals and lack of moral values. Unless you are a billionaire, your kids will pay dearly for Bush’s Enron, Bush’s Iraq and Bush’s advance knowledge of the WTC scandal.

Wow…….someone needs their meds STAT!!!!! What? Did you run out of lithium or something mikey? First off as to the Hinkley-Bush connection claim? Really? And Charley Manson was Nixons golf buddy right? You know what mikey? If you are going to drop unfounded lies about someone, at least have the decency to link to some nutjobs website that writes pages and pages of incomprehensible screed for us to peruse. We get bored and need a laugh now and then. AS for the Bush’s granddad laundered money for the krauts it is an old and very discredited lie (can you even write ONE sentence that doesn’t have a lie in it?) and really it shows a lack of imagination on your part to even bring it up. You got nuthin punk!

So President Bush has “personally killed many American soldiers in Iraq?” OK wow……..(mikey, a side note here…seriously think about some shock treatment ok?), nolw if that isn’t a case for libel against mikey I don’t know what is. Mikey accused the President of going over to Iraq and killing American soldiers. How did he do this mikey? Did he use sniper tactics or did he just order them to stand against a wall while he executed them?

And Ken Lay, who apparently faked his own death paid off President Bush, who actually works for Halliburton?

Mikey I am laughing so hard, or I was….then I realized that you said killing was OK for every American. Is that a threat mikey? Are you threatening people now?

Why don’t you threaten Vice President Cheney? Or are you afraid he’ll shoot you too? Mikey, let me ask you a question. Do you understand the definition of the word “accident?” No I am not talking about the circumstances of your conception. This has nothing to do with that. Honestly I think it is great when two mentally retarded people fall in love in a home for tards and sneak off to the closet to fumble around in each others clothes, and your parents should be commended for copulating correctly considering that they must have had a combined IQ of 6.

Now about those Giuliani trucks in front of the WTC the day before 9-11……what of it? I often make money by simply parking my trucks in front of…..WAIT A FLIPPING SECOND…….No I Don’t…..how does one make money by parking trucks in front of buildings? Don’t knock the Bush “Security System” either. Why the Bushs’ make one of the finest…..WAIT A FLIPPING SECOND……..NO THEY DON’T!!! Dude….if you are off of your meds then please, PLEASE send me some of whatever it is you are smoking.

Mike the troll then left these turds on
this thread
, which a mostly a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson with a bit of history tossed in, which just goes to prove that Mike the Troll is unhinged in a terrifying way:


“9/11 from Front Row Seats in NYC:
Never forget who did it:
George Bush
Larry Silverstein, NYU Board of Trustees, leased WTC July 2001
Rudy Guiliani, best-known

The most-hated men in NYC are who did it. Al Qaeda is a lie for those stupid enough to buy it.”

And


Emerson would say Saddam Hussein is a hero compared to our current leaders here in the US. And he would be right.

Any responsible American is calling for reparations for war crimes and the death penalty for the real criminals of our time:

George W. Bush
George Bush
**** Cheney
Larry Silverstein
Rudy Guiliani
Ken Lay, etc.

If you don’t agree now, wait a couple years and let’s see who is right!”

Yes…finally someone has the balls to point out the truth, that the Trustees of NYU are guilty of…..guilty of what? Yeah….I don’t get that one either. That’s OK….I bet mikey really doesn’t get it.

I’ll tell you what mikey, we’ll wait a couple of years, and if you aren’t locked up by then (or taken away in the dead of night by the Bush Cabal, never to be seen again) revisit these issues and then we can see who is right and who is crazy. In the meantime please ignore the black vans parked down the street.

3/11/2006

Message to Kathryn Cramer

Filed under: General , Kender @ 8:59 pm

Since I’ve tried to comment at Cramer’s and it was tagged as spam, so apparently I am not allowed to comment over there…..so I will remember that fact when I run across her screed in our comments sections….

I don’t believe that what Cao wrote was a threat, but rather was pointing out that the politics of those on the “left” side of the aisle, the politics that generally adhere to the DNC party line and would be called “liberal” lead to creating people that are not well suited for facing down the kinds of people that fight the west on the side of islam.

In other words, you folks on the left are a bunch of appeasing cowards and your “can’t we all get along” schtick only serves to get you killed.”

1/24/2006

“Ragged Old Flag”

Filed under: History , Kender @ 6:19 am

I walked through a county courthouse square
On a park bench, an old man was sittin’ there.
I said, “Your old court house is kinda run down”,
He said, “Naw, it’ll do for our little town”.
I said, “Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit,
And that’s a ragged old flag you got hangin’ on it”.
He said, “Have a seat”, and I sat down,
“Is this the first time you’ve been to our little town”
I said, “I think it is”
He said “I don’t like to brag, but we’re kinda proud of
That Ragged Old Flag

“You see, we got a little hole in that flag there,
When Washington took it across the Delaware.
and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key
sat watching it, writing “Say Can You See”
It got a rip in New Orleans,
with Packingham & Jackson tugging at its seams.
and It almost fell at the Alamo beside the Texas flag,
But she waved on though.
She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville,
And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg,
And the south wind blew hard on
That Ragged Old Flag

“On Flanders Field in World War I,
She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun,
She turned blood red in World War II
She hung limp, and low, a time or two,
She was in Korea, Vietnam,
She went where she was sent by her Uncle Sam.
She waved from our ships upon the briny foam
and now they’ve about quit wavin’ back here at home
in her own good land here She’s been abused,
She’s been burned, dishonored, denied an’ refused,
And the government for which she stands
Has been scandalized throughout the land.
And she’s getting thread bare, and she’s wearin’ thin,
But she’s in good shape, for the shape she’s in.
Cause she’s been through the fire before
and I believe she can take a whole lot more.

“So we raise her up every morning
And we bring her down slow every night,
We don’t let her touch the ground,
And we fold her up right.
On second thought
I *do* like to brag
Cause I’m mighty proud of
That Ragged Old Flag”
–Johnny Cash

12/11/2005

Billof Rights (ACLU Style)

Filed under: ACLU , Kender , bwahahahaha! @ 12:59 am

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, but we will sue like hell everytime we feel that Christianity is daring to show its’ ugly, exclusionary and morally indignant head. Further, we shall demand that tax payers cover our court costs.

AmendmentII
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed, but we don’t really care and won’t defend this amendment one bit, however we swear to work towards giving the criminals that prey on law abiding citizens more consideration.

Amendment III
The death penalty shall not be enacted upon those born and legally convicted of a crime. The unborn and citizens being preyed upon by criminals deserve less consideration than the victims of our uncaring Republican controlled world.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized, no matter what circumstances may arise, and this applies especially to people that the government believes may be acting against the safety and security of these United States and its’ citizens. This really, REALLY applies in the case of people suspected of trafficking in child porn or acting in support of “terrorist” organizations.

Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation, unless that person is George W. Bush, then he shall be tried for War Crimes in the public arena using false information. Further, this Amendment shall extend to any person on the whole of the Earth that wishes to accuse the Bush Administration of any number of wild allegations such as claiming to have been captured by the CIA and held in Afghanistan.

Amendment VI
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense,especially when we can use the trial for publicity. Further, people convicted should not only retain the ability to cast votes in elections, but should also be afforded those things which honest citizens must work hard to pay for, such as cable television and workout equipment.

Amendment VII
Child Porn, while being a heinous crime, should be, once created, a protected form of free speech, and should not be used as evidence.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted, unless such fines are levied upon rich corporations that have been sued by our ideological bretheren in the militant enviromental movement. Cruel and unusual punishments include no cable TV, being forced to sleep on a floor, and being deprived of pornographic material.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people, unless those “rights” need to have a new definition placed upon them due to changing social mores, chief among them being the Right to Not be Offended, ever.

Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people, unless we feel it imperative to override the states right to choose and take an issue to the Supreme Court of The United States, thereby making a states right into a federal decree. In fact, the rights of the state are of little concern to us, as we believe that achieving our goals through judical activism is the only way we will ever get our purely seditous agenda enacted in this country.

There ya’ have it. Any suggestions?

11/15/2005

The Crew In My Head

Filed under: General , Kender , bwahahahaha! @ 12:45 pm

Reposted By Request

I have spoken of the crew in my head a few times, but rarely on this blog.

Today that changes, as I am going to introduce you to The Crew in My Head.

Before you start thinking that I have gone completely insane let me assure you, I have been there for many years. I believe we all have crews in our heads you see, only I am in touch with mine, whereas most people think that the crew in their head is simply “conscience”, “morality” and “inner dialogue”.

The crew in your head runs these things:
Thoughts on what you see.
Your Belief System.
Your Reactions.
Your Feelings.
Your Psyche.

Now, the crew in your head has a hierarchy, like the military and government. Really, where did you think people got the ideas on how to structure things? From the crew in their head.

At the top of the command stucture is, of course, The Commander.
The Commander is more of a figure head, only stepping in to make decisions when it is truly warranted. Most of the time he is actualy sleeping though since all of the Commanders work has been delegated to lesser members of the crew.

Below the Commander are the Section Chiefs. There are five of these, one for each thing the crew in your head handles. They report to the Commander when they catch him awake, which gets more rare the older you get.

The grunt work on the crew in your head is done by the Department Chiefs, of which there are ten for each Section Chief, with the exception of Your Psyche, which only has one Department Chief due to the minimal amount of work that is involved because they only process and interpret the data that all the other departments collect and then secretly assign strange reactions and neurosis’ to counter and or complement this data.

The Department Chiefs are in charge of the moment to moment handling of ALL data that your flows into you through your senses. Note: Each dept., except Psyche, has a chief assigned to each of the five senses, as each sense recieves the same data, but each dept. translates that data by the parameters of their assigned program.

Following are the responsibilites of each department.

BELIEF SYSTEM:
This system is responsible for what you BELIEVE. It takes in the data from what you hear and see and translates this information to feelings. This information is then sent to the Logic Processing Center. If the Logic Processing Center, (run by one section chief from the first FOUR departments, psyche has no logic support) deems the new beliefs to be logical and agreeable by the Logic Committee then they are programmed into the “Pattern” and become automatic processes. This dept. mostly deals with what is SEEN and HEARD, although as was previously pointed out, there are Dept. Chiefs assigned assigned to each sense.

REACTIONS:
This system is responsible for how you REACT to the outside world. The section chiefs in this dept. are tasked with a high amount of data at every waking moment and is a very important dept. They take the data your senses provide and run them through a “History” program. If the sensory data meets criteria for a previously encountered event, standard protocols are enacted, (i.e hot=don’t touch). If this data is new then a program that runs the data against the “Feelings and Thoughts” protocol is used to decide HOW you should react to it. For example if it is a physical sensation then the “pleasure/pain” subroutine is the first program used, however if it is auditory then the “commonsense” subroutine runs, cross referencing with the “knownfacts” data base.

There is another program that runs at this time IF the sense is auditory AND the Feelings Section has recieved this information and linked programs they are running, (Feelings Programs to be discussed below) and this program actually affects the “Reactions” by judging if the source is someone that the system wants to engage in coitus. If the source does meet that criteria then a subprogram is run weighing the factors of “Hotness” plus “Chance of Success” and rates the value of the sources input to come up with a “Tolerance Factor”. This “Tolerance Factor” is highly susceptible to corruption by alcohol and the last time the “Sleep Program” was used.

If the “Tolerance Factor” is high enough then the sources input is either filed away for later retrieval or outright deleted, and the “Coital Program” starts and accesses the “Chance Enhancment Program” which is tasked with supporting the “Coital Program” to it’s successful conclusion. (Note, in many men the “Coital Program” is immediately shut down by the “Sleep/Flee” program, especially if it has been corrupted by alcohol, at the moment the “Coital Program” reaches a successful conclusion.)

FEELINGS:
This system is responsible for what you FEEL, not only physically but also emotionally. This system is over developed in leftists of all stripes, but seems to b particularly so in those with a “HIGH SOCIALIST REACTIONARY VIRUS”, (HSRV) which is a viral infection that corrupts the “Logic” program.

On a basic level this system takes all physical data and runs it through the “history” program, comparing data from past experiences and, if necessary, shunting the data back to the “Reaction” system for action.

On a deeper level this program takes retrieved data and runs it through the “History” program and cross references it through the Beliefs Database and runs a “Logic Protocol” on the data to either bring up old programs that have dealt with this data or creates new routines to deal with the new data. In leftists of all stripes research is showing a corrupted “Logic Protocol” and an inability for the programs to create new protocols for new data.

In those on the right the “Logic Protocol Program” seems to be the first program accessed, and has a tendency to cause a subprogram (”Disbelief”) to run when confronted with those who seem to have (HSRV) infected thought processes.

The Physical and Emotional routines do run in conjunction quite often. Usually they are running in conjunction when visual data is received and run through the “Coital Program” and if the results are suitable, the “Mate Program”. The “Mate Program” is always run secondary to the “Coital Program” as the “Coital Program” is a superior program run by the master “Instinct/Surivial” program.

As noted above, these programs are highly corruptable by alcohol and lack of a timely Sleep Program.

PSYCHE:
This is a little understood system, although there are a great many people that claim to understand it. This system is responsible for all Subconscience and Unconscience programs, and is manifested mostly during Sleep programs, although leftists ahve been shown to manifest certain Psyche program malfunctions when confronted by such programs as “Truth”, however this is probably a side effect of their “Logic Protocol Program” needing to be erased and rebooted.

There is of course a “bridge” where all data input is routed through, sorted, sifted, analyzed and acted on or deleted.

This “bridge”, or “control room” is where the inner voice comes from. Basically it consists of the Section Chiefs that discuss the input and the results of the data as it compares to past experiences and that is also where conclusions are drawn, actions finalized and responses generated.

As you can no doubt tell, my “bridge” has a very good Sarcasm program that runs the subprograms of Pissiness and Dismissal on a regular basis.

11/7/2005

The Devolution of France, or Pride Goeth Before the Fall

Filed under: Europe and the frogs , Kender @ 6:41 pm

The ongoing and apparently uncontrollable riots in France, which have claimed one life as of this writing, would appear to be hordes of disaffected youths unhappy with their lot in life in the “French Model” of civilization, and that would be partially correct.

For more in depth analysis one would have to understand the “French Model”, socialism, True Freedom, racism, arrogance and “French Pride”.

At one time, the French had a sparkling country, full of possibility and True Freedom. That time was directly after the French Revolution, an historic event that showed the raw power of the people unleashed, when hordes of French Citizens took back the country from an elitist government that kept them poor and subservient. (Much as the French government is doing to the immigrants living in the slums now) I am proud to say that the French Revolution was inspired by the American Revolution, when the Patriots who founded the United States of America tossed off the yoke of oppression imposed by the British Crown and undertook the grandest experiment in the history of the world by creating a government BY the PEOPLE, FOR the PEOPLE, and OF the PEOPLE.

But then the French cocked it all up. With the grand cry of “liberty, equality, fraternity”, the French strove to create a country of true equality, where color didn’t matter, and creed was a matter of personal belief, never once understanding that the world doesn’t work that way, no matter how badly one wishes for it.

Creating a false level playing field through socialist policies that have taken deeper root after WW2, the French refused to believe that their system wasn’t thought out well enough, or that “liberty, equality, fraternity” could not be legislated into life. In practice the French really didn’t try too hard, as Chirac has “admitted” that the French Government was to blame for its suburban mayhem because it had relegated its immigrants and their descendants to ghettos….

The funny thing about that last remark is it is the exact premise that Chirac campaigned on in ‘95;

He promised to remedy “these difficulties that threaten to grow into a fracture that is urban, ethnic and even religious”.

One thing is for sure, with Chirac’s utter failure to repair the social fabric of a seemingly racist France, and being unable to stop a bunch of kids from burning up thousands of cars and buses, destroy who knows how many buildings, wounds cops and beat a man to death, all in a country that puts forth a face of tolerance and love on the world stage, the French paper Liberation had it correct when it said;

…”Chirac’s reign has been a tragic farce.”

(funny name for a paper in France eh? “Liberation”? Well, they HAVE had a lot of experience with liberation, so maybe naming a paper Liberation is a good idea. Maybe the U.S. should put out a paper called “Saved Your Ass….TWICE”)

You know what’s even funnier? The fact that Villipin is blaming EVERYONE IN FRANCE for the “unrest”. The Prime Minister:

… lectured citizens on the “republican responsibility” that each bore for the social ills.

By far the most telling item about the riots and the way that France views herself comes from the French Paper France Soir:

“The helplessness of the Government to restore order and to propose a political solution is shaking citizens trust in the republican pattern. Can republican fraternity still win, or is our country turning to social apartheid, which we thought was the privilege of US society?”

“Social Apartheid”? In America immigrants like that truly have the chance to better their lot in life, and wouldn’t be shunted to ghetto’s dependent on the government for every little thing. That is the major difference between the U.S. and socialist governments. When will the French wake up and realize that SOCIALISM DOES NOT WORK?????

Anyway.

What we are seeing with the riots in France are the failures of the French Model. There are some people in France, thankfully, that see this failure and are willing to buck the system of “political correctness” and appeasement to point it out.

One such man is the French Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, who has said;

France’s “republican model” falls short and that the U.S. or British “melting pot” approach could help break the cycle of minority exclusion, unemployment and revolt.

He may very well be one of the last honest and intelligent Frenchmen left in that country, although he is not alone. Michel Wieviorka, one of France’s leading sociologists, has stated the riots indicated;

“the decline — perhaps historic — of the so-called French model of republican integration”.

The fact is that the French are racist, but they don’t use color as a barometer for their racism, but rather country of origin, economic status and even skill sets. Take for example this article, which states:

Such factors include attempts by France to protect its own particular brand of welfare state at the expense of new entrants to the job market, particularly those belonging to ethnic minority groups, who tend to be poorly educated and low-skilled and therefore less employable. Relegating poor minorities to the outer suburbs hardly make fermenting problems go away, as the current violence has shown.

By the above one can see that the French Model, and it’s resultant socialism, simply is NOT working. Add in the factor of inherent racism on the part of the French, especially White French citizens, and a dangerous situation has been created over decades that is not going to go away when the riots end. These issues are going to need to be addressed once the city streets are quiet again, and it is going to be a painful process.

About now you may be asking what does “arrogance” and True Freedom have to do with this, Kender? And what about that “French Pride” you spoke of earlier? To that we need to understand first what True Freedom is, why the French don’t possess it, and how their pride is going to keep them from rising to anything but a shadow of the greatness they once knew.

It is no secret that the French are arrogant, to the point that they cannot admit their mistakes. America can be arrogant at times, but that arrogance is fleeting. Never mistake Pride for arrogance. American’s are a proud people, because they realize the inherent superiority of their system, and realize that it needs to be tweaked from time to time. The American Way is an ever changing system that evolves with the times, rooting out injustice, albeit sometimes slowly, and making the necessary changes to bring about the values that America was founded on.

Those values include the knowledge, (note; I did NOT use the word “belief”, because it is NOT a “belief” but is FACT) that “All Men Are Created Equal”. (note for the feminists out there; the use of the term “men” means “mankind”, so just shut up about it).

Americans know that all men are CREATED equal, but also realize that life isn’t fair, so not all men END UP equal. To that end the American Way allows one to use their brains, ambition, and sometimes luck to create a better set of circumstances for themselves and their family, which carries over naturally into their community.

This gives rise to True Freedom. True Freedom is socio-economic mobility, which means that one can move through the strata of society (the “socio” part) through economic success (the economic part) and that your lot in life is NOT tied to your birth circumstances, but rather on your ABILITY as a human to be successful or not. At this point I want you to think about this tidbit, Capitalism is Economic Darwinism.

Under a socialist society, with policies of resource redistribution (i.e. THEFT) you cannot rise above your socio-economic status, as in the interest of “parity” you are taxed at ever increasing rates once you attain a certain income level, using the justification that you only need so much to live on, and since another guy only makes so much money compared to what you make, he is going to need more help to stay close to you economically. That is the antithesis of True Freedom. A socialist government decides what level you can attain by the level of society as a whole, thereby stealing not only your earnings, but your Freedom to Succeed, all because there are people that may not be as capable or driven as you are.

French Pride causes the majority of French people, whether in the street or parliament, to believe that their system is perfect the way it is, and only needs to be applied more forcefully. In this article is a very telling sentence:

When Sarkozy says the best social system is the one that produces jobs and that the French model is not doing that, his comments are met not with approval but retorts that the French model is fine and needs only to be better applied.

Proof positive the French cannot admit failure. Indeed, French animosity towards the U.S. is legendary, and I suppose throwing it in their faces that we kept them speaking French and not German twice doesn’t help, but the fact remains that the French are regarded on the world stage as has-been’s, a joke, a country of people too fearful to stand up for themselves or what is right for fear of “offending” somebody.

That the French have not been able to see clearly for decades is, of course, no surprise, and I suppose with their appeasement of radicals that these riots are simply the expected results of failed policies in the French government, but insight is provided not only to the French incapability to understand True Freedom, but the inability of the French to understand America.


What catches many French leaders in a bind is their belief that the alternative to their strong state intervening to ensure colour-blind equality is the cut-throat capitalism and ethnic segregation they say prevails in English-speaking countries.

In America, ethnic segregation does not exist as the French understand or interpret it. In America segregation is self imposed, as people tend to stick within their comfort zone, which is generally with people like themselves. Segregation is America is also, by and large, not predicated on color, religion or national origin, with the exception of the above mentioned caveat, but rather is an economic indicator. Any segregation in The U.S. is based in Economics, as people that can afford to move to better neighborhoods where the houses are bigger, the average income higher and mainstream values of hard work are evident by the success of the area are free to do so.

If anything America has replaced the old system of social strata by birth or lineage, where one could not move between classes due to long standing traditions or societal taboos, with a new system based on economics, and in the process has always worked to assure that the possibility of attaining that socio-economic mobility is there for anyone that has the ability and drive to reach for it.

French Pride keeps them from realizing that they have a system based in the noblest goals of creating a utopian paradise which will never work, and have hewed to a system born of idealism, without regard to reality.

An honest assessment of the Capitalist system of the United States of America will show that even with all of the faults we have here, we continue to march ever forward into the future with one eye on the past, to learn from our mistakes, and remembering that we must stay grounded in the fact that life is not fair, and we can only address real inequalities, not imagined wrongs and pipe dreams.

That is the difference between The American Way, and The French Model.

Those are the reasons that France is withering on the vine, both internally and on the world stage, while America stays strong.

Capitalism?
Or Socialism?
Growth and Opportunity?
Or Stagnation and Devolution?

You tell me which country you want to live in.

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11/4/2005

One of My All Time Favorite Songs

Filed under: Europe and the frogs , Kender , bwahahahaha! @ 2:10 am

Click here and sing along

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10/22/2005

My Heroes Have Always Been Camelboys (with apologies to Willy)

Filed under: Kender , bwahahahaha! @ 10:33 pm

My friend Seth inspired me to this, so blame him.

The only music I could find for you to listen to while reading this, (if you so wish to do that) was here and it is a bit faster than the normal version. Open the link in a new window and sing along.

And please feel free to offer up better lyrics than I pumped out in the last ten minutes. I changed a few words to go better with the faster version. And the end of the tune is cut off at the end.

Ladies and Gents, lads and lassies, I give you;

My Heroes Have Always Been Camelboys

I grew up a dreamin’ o’ bein’ a camelboy
And lovin’ the goatfu**in ways
Pursuin’ the life o’ my implodin’ heroes
I burned up my childhood days
I learned all the rules of a suicide bomber
Don’t ya press down the button too soon
Just take a short bus ride, or go to a disco
Go out with a scream and a boom

My heroes have always been camelboys
And they will be till I die
Sadly adhering to eighth century ideals
And a bunch of ragged old lies

Camelboys are spreadin their own brand of misery
By wiping their ass with their hands
Some will die from a bomb in a safe house in Baghdad
To be dropped in a hole in the sand
Pickin at sand fleas while down on their damned knees
And cryin to Allah each day
Dirty pajamas an’ diapers on their heads
With their leaders a-hidin’ in caves

My heroes have always been camelboys
And they will be till I die
Sadly adhering to eighth century ideals
And a bunch of ragged old lies

Sadly adhering to eighth century ideals
And a bunch of ragged old lies

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10/20/2005

Well no wonder the Muslims think they are the only ones that are in with Go…I mean Allah

Filed under: Kender , Terrorism and Islam , bwahahahaha! @ 11:52 pm

From a report of a speech given in a synagogue by the director of a branch of CAIR in Florida comes this snippet;

“He told a story about how the prophet Mohammed was told by God to pray
50 times a day. Then Mohammed met Moses, who pointed out that Jews pray
only three times a day. After some negotiating, God agreed to let
Muslims pray just five times a day.”

Mo was kickin with the big boys and NEGOTIATED with God.

No other religion, as far as I have found out, has a prophet that NEGOTIATED with God.

I can just see that now;
(wavy flashback lines)

Mo: Fifty times a day God? But I will live on my knees and have no time for conquering the infidels who should be on their knees to make beheading them easier.

GOD: I am sorry Mo, but I feel that the Jews aren’t pious enough, and that whole “chosen people” thing that they have claimed is going to make your run at a worldwide caliphate much harder. You simply MUST be much more pious than them.

Mo; I understand your wish for a more pious group of believers, but we have very little. We are poor tribesmen that wander the desert, and without a lifelong campaign of conquest and subjugation we will never rise to power in your name.

GOD: Well, Mo, actually everyone can come to me if they simply believe in their hearts. I have to tell you that you really don’t have a lock on this whole heaven thing.

(Moses whispers in God’s ear)

GOD: Mo, how about this, since the Jews are praying three times a day, why don’t you guys pray five times a day? That would make you 66% more pious than a Jew.

Mo thinks it over, and discusses it with his closest advisor, Aii’l Su’ Ya’ Quik’li, (who happened to be the first ever islamic lawyer), and looks up with that famous glint of negotiation in his eyes.

Mo;, Can we still pervert your words and lie about our goals to convert or kill those that won’t follow our ways?

GOD: I would prefer you didn’t. You know, if you get too radical, Lucifer may invoke certain rights under the Good Vs. Evil clause and it would be out of my hands.

Mo; I can take that chance, what is the word of Lucifer against my thousands of Warriors dedicated to Jihad?

GOD: Mo, I don’t believe you are completely understanding the whole concept of these visions, I really…

Mo; Yeah yeah, contracts and obscure Holy Laws….I get it. Let me ask you, if I kill ten thousand Jews and send them your way do i get a commission?

GOD: A commission? What would make you think that I would condone killing ten thousand people of any tribe? I want you to make people get along with each other and help create peace on earth. What is with all of this killing nonsense?

Mo; Well, if people don’t not believe that I have spoken to you then they will not adhere to the Holy Ways you have revealed to me. I am going to need proof.

GOD: Mo, did you ever stop to think that the near starvation you are experiencing, coupled with those mushrooms you found, may be causing hallucinations or that I could be Lucifer in disguise trying to capture gullible human souls for the final battle?

Moses hits “God” in the arm and whispers harshly “Shut up!!!! The mushrooms are becoming less intense, get this over with before he sobers up”

“GOD”: I’ll tell you what, along with the praying only five times a day, anyone that dies in Holy service to me by killing infidels will get 70 virgins in paradise. Deal?

Mo;, OK deal, but I may wish to renegotiate once I am able to stand up….why do you suddenly look like my camel?

(wavy flashback lines)

And there ya have it folks, the “truth” about Mo’s “talk” with Moses and God…..hey, it’s about as true as that book Mo had a hand in creating.

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10/19/2005

“No good, I’ve known too many Spaniards”

Filed under: Europe and the frogs , General , Kender @ 1:20 pm

A big tip o’ me tam to jcrue for this one.

Back in August I pointed out that Italy was supporting terrorism. They proved then they are not a true ally of the U.S., joining such other faux allies as france and germany.

It should come as no surprise then that Spain has decided to join the club.

It seems that a Spanish judge has decided to issue arrest warrants for three American soldiers in regards to the death of a Spanish journalist and his Ukrainian cameraman during the Iraq war.

The U.S. military has investigated the incident, and have stated that the soldiers believed they were under attack when they fired a round from their tank into The Palestine Hotel where several reporters were staying to cover the war.

First off, let me say that a war zone is inherently dangerous. If you wander into a war zone you take your life into your hands, and really shouldn’t be surprised if you end up dead.

Secondly, what kind of moron would sit on a balcony of a hotel in the middle of a raging battle surrounded by people shooting at each other from all sides and have the stupidity to lift a camera onto their shoulder and point it at a tank? Especially an American tank? The Abrams tank is one of the deadliest fighting machines ever unleashed on the world, and the crews that man them are highly trained soldiers. One of my best friends happens to be a tank driver, and his descriptions of the capabilities of that vehicle are awe inspiring.

Let’s forget for a moment about the Fog of War, and focus instead on the Spanish law that says “a crime committed against a Spaniard abroad can be prosecuted here (in Spain) if it is not investigated in the country where it is committed.”

The Spaniards have requested interviews with the soldiers and have been turned down, as well they should have been. It is not the place of the Spanish government to interrogate American soldiers that were engaged in battle, protecting themselves and their fellow soldiers and doing what they were trained to do.

It was the responsibility of the journalist and his cameraman to report the war and stay alive. Pointing things at American tanks tend to make that last job a bit hard, even when it is just a camera.

It boils down to this; In the middle of a heated battle a cameraman pointed his camera at a tank that had been taking fire from buildings, unfortunately for him, and his reporter, he was spotted by a tank crew and that crew, believing they were about to be fired on yet again, took defensive action.

If another tank crew goes through this, and sits wondering if what is being pointed at them is a camera or a weapon and their hesitation causes them to die, can we sue the Spanish government for causing our soldiers to die because they were worried about being arrested for doing their jobs?

So now we must add the Spaniards to the growing list of “allies” that are actually unfriendly to us. That’s ok though. I haven’t trusted the french for years, I certainly don’t trust the germans, the russians or italy anymore.

Remember, it was these cowards that buckled to terrorists when their subway was bombed right before an election and voted in a bunch of appeasing weaklings. So should we continue to trust the spanish?

I believe the Dread Pirate Roberts said it best when he said “No good, I’ve known too many Spaniards”.

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10/18/2005

Talk about working in theory.

Filed under: General , Kender @ 1:37 am

Go here to read about a school where the final exam, if they can find someone to perform a final exam on, must be strictly pass/fail.

I wonder if one would get extra credit for taking projectile vomit to the head?

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10/17/2005

Just a quick question….

Filed under: General , Kender @ 10:09 pm

Do people with large bug eyes have better peripheral vision?

Forget Vampires and Werewolves, The Left and the ACLU are the New Undead!!!

Filed under: ACLU , General , Kender , bwahahahaha! @ 2:30 pm

Yes I said it.

Actually what caused me to come to this conclusion was posting a comment over here at Jay’s to a moronic moonbat. Come to think of it, all moonbats are moronic, so I repeated myself there.

Anyway, let’s compare the classic undead, such as vampires and werewolves to the american left and especially the ACLU.

Classic Undead;
Vampire;

A soulless creature that cowers at the sight of a crucifix and lives by sucking the blood of other creatures that it ambushes in the dark. Cannot be seen in a mirror’s reflection.

American Left Undead;
ACLU Lawyer;

A soulless creature that cowers at the sight of a crucifix and lives by sucking money from the government suing Christians it ambushes. Refuses to be seen in any media interview, since the glaring light of truth shone upon the world through an honest question is the ACLU Lawyers equivalent of a mirror.

American Left Undead;
Liberal Whiner;

A soulless creature that cowers at the sight of a crucifix causing an immediate call to it’s brethren at the ACLU and wants everyone to live in a dream world by sucking hardearned money away from those with drive to coddle those with no drive. Can usually be seen braiding pit hair in San Francisco or following Cindy Sheehan like a slavering moron.

Classic Undead;
Werewolf;

A diseased creature that appears normal during the day but changes hidiously during certain times of the month into an unrecognizable creature of destruction.

American Left Undead;
ACLU Lawyer;

A diseased creature that appears normal until they enter a courtroom, where they immediaately turn into a creature with hypnotic powers over judges that twists reality to attempt to switch the world to their dreamland version of reality, an example of which is the European Union. This version of reality is failing miserably.

American Left Undead;
Liberal Whiner:

A diseased creature that appears normal when you talk to them in polite company but readily becomes a raving madman at the mention of Bush, the Global War on Terror or Rush Limbaugh.

Classic Undead;
Zombie;

A soulless brain eating creature that wanders through the land randomly attacking people to further it’s agenda of destroying people to consume their brains. Unable to think for itself.

American Left Undead;
ACLU Lawyer;

A soulless, brainless creature that wanders through the land looking for other brainless creatures to further it’s agenda of of destroying the U.S. by brainwashing it’s gullible inhabitants. Unable to think for itself.

American Left Undead;
Liberal Whiner;

A soulless, brainless creature that wanders through the land looking only at the liberal slanted media and believing that up is down, the palestinians and radical muslims are peaceful people and the war in Iraq is illegal. Unable to think for itself.

As you can see, just my cursory look at the New Undead has opened my eyes, and I am sure, your eyes also.

The only question remains is this;

Do we use stakes through the heart, silver bullets or beheadings to protect ourselves and our country?

I vote for silver bullets. A stake through the heart means you must get within their reach, and I am leaving the beheadings to the “peaceful radical muslims”.

Now, how many more can you come up with?

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10/12/2005

Forget China, Europe will be Our Next Enemy

Filed under: Europe and the frogs , General , Kender @ 6:11 pm

You may ask why I would say that.

You may even think I am insane for even thinking it, but a very valid reason can be read right here

How long before other people without Doron Almog’s connections step off of a plane somewhere in Europe only to be held as a war criminal?

I know Kissinger is wanted on “warcrimes” charges.

How long before it is a soldier?

Forget saying “F*** the french”, F*** Europe!!!!!

10/5/2005

Deconstructing Miers

Filed under: Administration & 3 Branches , General , Kender @ 2:08 am

As you well know by now, the blogosphere, and the Right, especially the right, have exploded in punditry and opinionated comments, posts, rants and diatribes regarding the selection of Harriet Miers by President Bush for a seat on the Supreme Court of the United States to step in for a retiring Sandra Day O’Conner.

I haven’t said anything on this subject yet, because unlike some people, (and like my friend Kit pointed out about some of those people), I am not going to sound as if I have been living across the street from her family for twenty years.

I, like most of you out there, had no idea this woman existed until Bush nominated her. I had heard her name, but paid so little attention that I may as well have not heard of her at all, so as I said, I really had no idea that she existed.

Now, Time Online has a sampling of Ms. Miers writings.

Before I get to that I wish to point out that The Washington Post had it right on September the 28th when they wrote that some expected Bush to tap Miers to replace O’Conner.

Now, we have all heard that Miers was with a big law firm when they got embroiled in a ponzi scheme, (paid subscription needed for access to original article, so I linked to one of a very few bloggers that were willing to pay for it), and it makes me wonder, since she was a managing partner of the firm at the time, just how much she knew about it.

We have also heard that she donated money to Gore and The DNC, but even Reagan was a democrat once upon a time, and unlike the left, those folks in and of the Right have always shown a remarkable ability to forgive the past transgressions of those that were once a Jackass!!!

Has anyone out there even stopped amidst all of this hysteria to ponder if perhaps this leopard changed her spots, as so many have before her?

Here are some of the things that Time Online have dug up from some of the things that Miers has written;

“The same liberties that ensure a free society make the innocent vulnerable to those who prevent rights and privileges and commit senseless and cruel acts. Those precious liberties include free speech, freedom to assemble, freedom of liberties, access to public places, the right to bear arms and freedom from constant surveillance. We are not willing to sacrifice these rights because of the acts of maniacs.”

I want you to pay very close attention to that last sentence.

We are not willing to sacrifice these rights because of the acts of maniacs.”

I don’t know about any of you, but I like that sentiment.

Let us not forget this gem either;

“Punishment of wrongdoers should be swift and sure. Only then can the criminal justice system serve as an effective deterrent. Those who would choose a rule of man rather than the rule of law must not escape fitting penalty……

Now I can’t decide which of these two quotes I like better.

However there is always some darkness with the light, and Harriet provides us a small glimpse into that darkness that lurks in the hearts of dems everywhere;

“We all can be active in some way to address the social issues that foster criminal behavior, such as: lack of self-esteem or hope in some segments of our society, poverty, lack of health care (particularly mental health care), lack of education, and family dysfunction.”

Let me highlight a very important phrase in that quote;

“….the social issues that foster criminal behavior, such as: lack of self-esteem….”

She wrote that in 1992, when she was President of the Texas State Bar. That was after she gave money to the Asses on the left, but long before she joined Team Bush.

It is hard for me to pin down when she broke ranks with the left, but it appears that she has, and the fact of Harry Reid (D-NV) seeming to like her has me wondering what he may know that we don’t.

Of course, this could be a ruse from the Left, however I doubt it. They have rarely, if ever, missed a chance to rail against Bush and frankly, even with all the education and degrees that the left brag about notwithstanding, I don’t think they have the collective intelligence to pull something so spectacularly devious out of the bag on such short notice. The Left, after all, relies on division, race-baiting and diversion to accomplish their longterm goals of socialism, and have been shown to be incapable when it comes to pulling a fast one out of the hat, if I may mix metaphors. To sum that up, the left don’t think very well on their feet. In fact, I believe they do their best thinking sitting down and clearing their heads, so to speak, while on the commode.

Now, I don’t know if Miers is going to be confirmed, and am very interested in what the Dems will do once they have her under the gun. If they go too nice on her, and don’t try to give her the grilling they tried to give Roberts, then suspicions on the Right will heighten that Bush sold us down the river or gave in to cronyism. If, however, they try to crucify her and vote against her, then I will surmise that Harry Reid was being nice, and that the Dems were trying to pull a fast one on us after all.

Where does the Right fall in all of this?

Good question.

I guess we will have to see how they vote now won’t we?

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