10/30/2004

Koolaid Man’s Hilarious Mailbag

Filed under: Blogosphere , General , Kerry/Bush Campaign , bwahahahaha! @ 11:03 pm

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time…the story is, well–PRICELESS! (Who cares if it’s true or not-it’s hilarious just to think about it!)

Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless.

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2000 Hits

Filed under: Blogosphere , General @ 9:57 am

Just thought I’d recognize that we’ve rolled past 2000 hits. Cao’s blog is pickin’ up steam….I started this up August 18. Not even 3 months yet. Thank you all for stopping by and reading my blog, I’m having a great time!~Don’t forget to leave your comments, I want to know what you think~

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A Fan Of Ann

Filed under: General @ 7:42 am

My friend Rage brought to my attention what an accomplished woman Ann Coulter is. BTW, check out the Rage Forums if you get a chance!~There’s a link on the front of his website.

Rage writes: Ann is another one of my heroes. She is the conservative hotty that kicks liberal ass all over the place. (more…)

Blame Bush

Filed under: General , Kerry/Bush Campaign @ 6:45 am

Last night I was watching Fox to get their ’spin’ on the Bin Laden tape. And in the midst of it all came a weird commercial that showed an airplane flying, and there was an operator that said “we don’t have enough air traffic controllers, please hold”. The narrator said there is a shortage of air traffic controllers because BUSH won’t HIRE THEM.

Now that struck me funny because the democrats are pointing the finger at Bush for not guarding those weapons. My son said, “that’s ridiculous! Was he personally guarding them?”

Wow I can adopt that line of thinking: We had a thunderstorm last night and BUSH made it rain. Think of the traffic accidents that he caused by making it rain! In some areas, the storm took out the electricity…that damned BUSH! My car battery is low, it’s BUSH’s fault…My dog had to go outside this morning (like he has to every morning) that damned Bush!

Those hysterical democrats are getting to be downright goofy.

I saw a brief interview where the GOP was assigning poll watchers in Florida. A democrat said that the GOP poll watchers are trying to intimidate and scare minorities into NOT voting. The GOP rep said we’re just trying to prevent Daffy Duck or Micky Mouse from voting. Which one makes sense to you when the democrats have been shooting up GOP offices and trying to run people over with their cars?

Seems like this election is getting ratcheted up to an almost hysterical pitch. Can’t wait for it to be over.

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OBL Tape Transcript

Filed under: General , Terrorism and Islam @ 6:22 am

Cao’s note: It’s very strange but I suppose it doesn’t have all those verses in the Qu’ran because it’s aimed at the American people.

BEGIN TRANSLATION

To you, the American people, my speech to you tells you the best way to avoid another tragedy like that of Manhattan in this war. It is about the reason for the war, and the results that have come from it. Here in the beginning of this speech, I tell you that security is an important element in human life. And free people don’t give up their freedom (security). This is contrary to Bush’s claims. He says that we hate freedom.. He should tell us why we didn’t attack Sweden, for example. It is well known that those who hate freedom don’t have great spirits like the 19 who died, God bless their souls. But we fought you because we are free people. We don’t want oppression. We want to regain the freedom of our Muslim nation. As you spoil our security, we will spoil your security.

You surprise me. We are four years since the events of September 11. Bush continues to practice telling lies and misleading you, and will not tell you the reasons why we attacked you. So the reasons for to attack you continue to exist. But I will tell you the reasons for these attacks.

I will honestly tell you of the moment when the decision was made to attack you. I tell you that God knows we did not originally thing to attack the towers. But we have had enough. We have seen the attacks on our people in Palestine and Lebanon by the Israelis, and after that, it stuck in my mind. The events that influenced me most strongly go back to 1982 when America allowed Israel to invade Palestine, and the US (Navy) Sixth Fleet helped them with that.

In those difficult moments many emotions came over me which are hard to describe, but which produced an overwhelming feeling to reject injustice and a strong determination to punish the unjust.

As I watched the destroyed towers in Lebanon, it occurred to me punish the unjust the same way and to destroy towers in America so it could taste some of what we are experiencing, so that they stop killing our children and women.

We had no difficulty in dealing with Bush and his administration because they resemble the regimes in our countries, half of which are ruled by the military and the other half by the sons of kings, and we have a lot of experience dealing with them.

They are all arrogant and stubborn and the greedy and take money without right and that similarity was clear during the visits of Bush to the region. People from our side were impressed by the US and hoped that these visits would influence our countries. But instead he was being influenced by these regimes, both the royal and military ones. And he was feeling jealous that they were staying for decades in power, and stealing the wealth of the nations without anyone overseeing them. So he transferred the oppression of freedom and tyranny to his son and he created the Patriot Law to fight terrorism. He was intelligence and put his sons as governors in states and he didn’t forget to transfer his experience from the rulers of our region to Florida to falsify elections so that he could benefit from it in critical times.

We had agreed with the overall commander Mohammed Atta, may God bless his soul, to carry out all of the operations in 20 minutes before Bush and his administration would take notice.

But we never thought that the high commander in chief of the American forces (Bush) would leave 50,000 citizens in the two towers to face those horrors alone at a time when they most needed him because he did not want to be distracted from listening to a child discussing her goat and its butting, thinking it was more important than the planes and their ramming of the skyscrapers. This gave us three times the time needed to carry out the operations, thanks be to God.

Your security is not in the hands of Kerry or Bush or al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands and each state which does not attack us, will not be attacked either.

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